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Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated 3-5-13)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Mar 5 in Epic fails, Online dating

Well, it’s been over three and a half years since I’ve communicated with this guy, yet he doesn’t see that as a reason to stop sending me messages.  For the backstory, click here.   It appears that he will never let up.  He is now pleading for my friendship just two days after he wrote that he loves me.  Below are some of the messages from March of last year to February of this year.

 To read some of my annotations this his messages, click here.

everythingheisnt

3/31/2012 11:35:01 PM
Oh my godddddd! I can’t believe I found you here! Do you remember me?? I hope so. Some of the best days ever. You’re ridiculously delicious ;) anyway I’ve grown and times have changed and I’ve only gotten better so I’d love nothing more than to reconnect! I’m in law now and life is great! I’d love to make some more amazing memories and you truly are an intelligent wonderful free spirit and i think we would just take the world over by storm ;) just text me as soon as you get this!
Christopher
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TheBestNothingLess

4/6/2012 1:23:09 PM
Gonna leave me hanging out to dry hmm? It’s a pity. I truly felt we would be great for each other. Best of luck Monica
TheBestNothingLess

5/13/2012 12:52:42 PM
You know? you hated my guts just because I happened to be talking to someone else at the time and I was completely honest about it. That certainly isn’t the case now and we had such great chemistry and so much in common. Why don’t you put your arrogance away and just come and hangout with me. I really like cheese and I still do now and I’d like to see where it goes if we actually gave it a shot. we are both very special and very unique and its gonna b another 1,000,000 times before you find another me so stop being so stubborn

 

everythingheisnt

6/10/2012 9:03:05 PM
what do I have to do? I would like to marry you. So stop messing around and get in touch =]
TheBestNothingLess

9/25/2012 10:54:03 AM
I still want my hunny back ;)
TheBestNothingLess

10/18/2012 8:04:27 PM
I still want you ;) I’ve got it all now babe! Why would you not Give me a shot? LoL blind hatred!
TheBestNothingLess

10/21/2012 9:56:25 PM
Still want you everytime I see you ;)
everythingheisnt

11/22/2012 9:55:31 AM
Oh comeonnnnnnn. Just Go out to dinner with me and I’m sure everything will fall into place. We had an amazing time when we first met, we had so much in common, and we are awesome together! I just happen to be dating somebody else at that time but now the timing isn’t bad. So stop being so stubborn and call me 732REDACTED plus I am rich now and have all my Shit together =pHappy thanksgiving and warmest regards!
Christopher

 

TheBestNothingLess

2/3/2013 4:06:39 PM
I love you!
TheBestNothingLess

2/4/2013 12:38:48 PM
Come onnnnnn. You’ve punished me enough. These guys are huge losers. Come and see me. You will love me forever. We will make it a fairy tale princess. You’re amazing, so am I, we are meant to be darling ;)<3
TheBestNothingLess

2/4/2013 12:40:12 PM
Breathtaking in that blue dress especially =x you’re one incredible girl. Absolutely incredible ;)
TheBestNothingLess

2/6/2013 4:57:46 PM
Call me! 732-REDACTED for crying out loud be friends with me at least. Worst case scenario we have a lot of fun and you have a life long friend. I’m a great guy. You haven’t got any reason to hate me. I grew up more. I don’t drink or go to clubs or anything anymore. I mean I don’t know what else you can want in a person. At least be friends with me. I know you’re a wonderful girl and you’re so smart and quippy and sarcastic and we are the same person except with different equipment lol. So please let us hang out? Xo
TheBestNothingLess

2/15/2013 7:39:26 AM

Still the only girl I like whenever I look on this stupid site :/

everythingheisnt

2/24/2013 3:36:08 PM
Still absolutely beautiful and still won’t even have a conversation with me hmm? It would be that awful for you to just speak to me? Whatever dude. Count to a million and maybe you’ll find another guy that’s a fifth of the man I am. Your problem. Cheers
everythingheisnt

3/5/2013 10:37:28 AM
I really don’t want to give up. I’ll give you $100 to hang out with me. Just to hang out. Because I’m certain if you stopped being stubborn and gave me a chance you’d love me! Plus I quit smoking, I’m working on my fitness, and any vice I may have had is gone and I’m the best version of myself and you’ll like me even more. Double before =p pleaseeeee just say yes and be done with making me beg and look pathetic?
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3 Responses to “Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated 3-5-13)”

  1. Thrown Away says:

    come onnnnn! I’ll give you, thebestnothingless, $100 if YOU stop being stubborn and take a hint.

  2. Thrown Away says:

    You’re going to marry this guy.

  3. Thrown Away says:

    That second sentence is straight out of an Austin Powers movie. “I’ll give you,” pausing dramaticly and sharply raising his pinky to his lip (Dr. Evil style), “one HUNDRED dollars.”