Today's message exchange comes to you (well originally to me) courtesy of OkStupid.com.
July 19, 2011
CHIC MAGNET: Hunterdon County? I stay in Clinton alot. I would really love to speak to you some time!
July 19, 2011
PRINCESS MoMo: What do you do in Clinton?
July 19, 2011 – 4:03pm
CHIC MAGNET: my family has a home in Clinton.
July 19, 2011 – 4:30pm
CHIC MAGNET: Where have a studio there as well.
July 19, 2011 – 5:31pm
CHIC MAGNET: Would you like to talk?
Jul 19, 2011 – 7:32pm
CHIC MAGNET: what do you do in Flemington?
Jul 19, 2011 – 9:24pm
PRINCESS MoMo: There isn't much to do in Flemington.
Jul 19, 2011 – 9:58pm
CHIC MAGNET: Call me @ 484.[redacted]
July 19, 2011 – 10:05pm
CHIC MAGNET: Where is your family from? Believe it or not, my mother is 100% Syrian.
July 20, 2011 – 3:35pm
CHIC MAGNET: Let me know what your availability is. OK?
July 20, 2011 – 9:54pm
CHIC MAGNET: I hope you are having a nice evening
July 22, 2011 – 9:02am
CHIC MAGNET: I am not in the habit of giving my phone number to someone and waiting for them to make up their mind to call me. As you seem to be interested in dealing in volume, I think that we are really not on the same page.
Jul 23, 2011 – 8:58am
CHIC MAGNET: Scratch that. No hard feelings!
Jul 23, 2011 – 4:03pm
CHIC MAGNET: I just don't think that you are what I am looking for.
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Line by line analysis:
July 19, 2011
CHIC MAGNET: Hunterdon County? I stay in Clinton alot. I would really love to speak to you some time!
Seems normal enough, minus the misspelling of “a lot.” Also, he’s local. Bonus points.
July 19, 2011
PRINCESS MoMo: What do you do in Clinton?
July 19, 2011 – 4:03pm
CHIC MAGNET: my family has a home in Clinton.
Ok.
July 19, 2011 – 4:30pm
CHIC MAGNET: Where have a studio there as well.
It took you 27 minutes to think of that?
July 19, 2011 – 5:31pm
CHIC MAGNET: Would you like to talk?
Wait until I respond to ask follow up questions.
Jul 19, 2011 – 7:32pm
CHIC MAGNET: what do you do in Flemington?
Again, wait until I respond to ask follow up questions. Also, this is a stupid question. I asked what you did in Clinton because you said you were there “ alot.” I live in Flemington. That’s what I do there: live.
Jul 19, 2011 – 9:24pm
PRINCESS MoMo: There isn't much to do in Flemington.
Other than living.
Jul 19, 2011 – 9:58pm
CHIC MAGNET: Call me @ 484.[redacted]
If you’re this annoying online, I’d really prefer not to speak to you.
July 19, 2011 – 10:05pm
CHIC MAGNET: Where is your family from? Believe it or not, my mother is 100% Syrian.
Write to Ripley’s Believe it or Not with that special fact.
July 20, 2011 – 3:35pm
CHIC MAGNET: Let me know what your availability is. OK?
My availability for you is never. I’m never available to talk to you. Ever.
July 20, 2011 – 9:54pm
CHIC MAGNET: I hope you are having a nice evening
Thanks.
July 22, 2011 – 9:02am
CHIC MAGNET: I am not in the habit of giving my phone number to someone and waiting for them to make up their mind to call me. As you seem to be interested in dealing in volume, I think that we are really not on the same page.
My mind was already made up buddy. What I seem to be not interested in dealing with is a harasser.
Jul 23, 2011 – 8:58am
CHIC MAGNET: Scratch that. No hard feelings!
What are we scratching?
Jul 23, 2011 – 4:03pm
CHIC MAGNET: I just don't think that you are what I am looking for.
The feeling is 100% mutual. I’m glad to see three days of reflection brought you to this conclusion.
Once again, a winner!!! Love your stuff!
I actually feel kind of bad for this fellow. The internets is a haven for the socially awkward, so when he starts to feel awkward online, it’s almost as if he has lost refuge.
Thank you :)