Specimen: Hi I’m David!! We have all of the same qualities & interests,,we are perfect for each other!! Letz get married this weekend, we
can fly to Vegas & have Elvis marry us. Haa, well I’m a bit of a wise ass. Really tho I’m NO good at this ice breaker thing, feel free
to school me on how this should go down. Of course I want to know more about you, you’re a beautiful women. I’d be a fool
not to talk to you. Well, if you have any interest than I look forward to talking w/you =)
Have a great week!!
The strong survive for sure!!
Analysis: He’s almost charming, but his grammar is compromised. I don’t understand what it is with the double and triple commas. Where in proper English is that appropriate? Oh, that’s right: nowhere. He used a “than” in place of a “then” and wrote bullshit “words” like “letz” and “tho.” Also, he’s from PA. I’ve given PA guys a fair chance, but they just don’t seem equipped to deal with Jersey girls.
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