Online Dating Fails: Average Joe

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 10 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Average Joe: I came across your profile and you seem like down to earth girl and that is hard to find. Well if I fit what you are looking for and you would like to talk that would be great.

(10 days later)
Average Joe: I was look at some of the profiles on here and I came across yours. After looking everything over you seem like a down to earth person with a fun twist. Well I know I just an average guy but if I happen to have some of the qualities that you are looking for and you would like to talk that would be great.

MoMo: You shouldn’t sell yourself short by saying you’re “just an average guy” unless you really think you are. And, if that’s the case, why would I be interested?

Average Joe: Well an average guy is someone that is not trying to make them self sound bigger then life. I work very hard and by doing so I have work my way into a very nice job. No I don’t live in a gym anymore but do the best I can to take care of my self. When doing anything in life I try to put my heart and soul into it. So average guy maybe not. By the way my name is Martin.

Analysis: His grammar is average, at best. As much as I try to overlook poor grammar, I can’t do it unless the specimen is exceptional in other categories. Other cons: divorced, no college degree, and lives in PA.

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