Online Dating Fails: Guest Submission

Posted by Princess MoMo on Jul 29 in Epic fails, Guest Submissions, Men, Online dating, Princess MoMo's Friends

For better or for worse, Princess MoMo is not the only female who receives less than stellar messages from online dating specimens.  Below is an exchange that comes to you courtesy of a friend of Princess MoMo.

 


Jul 28, 2011 – 3:42pm
Specimen:
Hi there. I think you're cure. Not sure about those button pants though.

Jul 28, 2011 – 3:44pm
P-Mo's Friend:
What am I a cure to? Also, I guess that's a compliment, so thank you. Your jeans look a bit too baggy, may consider going down a size. But you are handsome.Sent from the OkCupid app

Jul 28, 2011 – 3:47pm

Specimen:

Haha. Thank you. I wear super tight skinny jeans now with bright color tank tops. How long have you lived in the city?

Jul 28, 2011 – 3:52pm

Specimen:

Pardon me. I could have got an answer to my question above if I read your profile and didnt just look at the pics. After reading your profile. It seems like you could be a pretty cool chick.

Jul 28, 2011 – 3:54pm

P-Mo's Friend:

I am actually a human being, not a chicken, but my grand mother has some at her home in Ukraine. I can arrange for a shipment. As for my temperature, I am still alive, so usually remain in the range of 98 degrees. I do get cold in the winter.  

Jul 28, 2011 – 4:30pm

Specimen:

Haha…Are you going out on the town tonight?

Jul 28, 2011 – 4:31pm

P-Mo's Friend:

I am meeting up with a few girlfriends for an after work cruiz around NYC then going home. Why?

Jul 28, 2011 – 4:40pm
Specimen:
I was curious. I'm going to Westchester to pick up a car from my families house because i'm going away for the weekend. Have fun.
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