Online Dating Fails: Strict Height Requirement

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 5 in Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Specimen: Hey
I Genuienly think you are extremly beautiful woman.
…Sigh
I am sameer….really good looking guy.I am 28 years of age,working as a program manager for a pharmaceutical company here
in philadelphia.
I would Iike to get the opportunity to know you better..
Let me know what you think

MoMo: Thank you. Though you claim you’re extremely good looking, I have yet to see a photograph substantiating that assertion. Additionally, your profile states that you’re 5’8″. My height cut-off is 5’10”. No exceptions.

Specimen: We could be tom cruise and nicole kidman..hahah
Is tere an email id i could send my pics too

MoMo: No. At this point, the picture doesn’t matter. If your height is as you state it to be, it’s a moot point.

Specimen: Its technically 5’81/2 and with boots 5’10..
All jokes aside girl..
Gimme a chance

MoMo: I’m not joking. I’m 5’6″. That means, in nighttime heels (and sometimes daytime heels), I’m a minimum of 5’9″+.

Specimen: thats fine..girl.
gimme a chance..
i’ll wear hells if you want..
anything to get a shot..girl

Specimen:
Hey
U disappered on me hun;)

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4 Responses to “Online Dating Fails: Strict Height Requirement”

  1. Ben Kaufman says:

    I’m 6ft6…so you could wear the tallest heels you own and still be short!!!

  2. Mike Mueller says:

    I feel for the little dudes…

  3. I know this little fella who was told — on two separate occasions…several years apart — that he exuded sex appeal. #fact