my_own_stile 4/20/2012 10:51:56 PM i will just cut to the chase… i would love to be a millionaire… wouldn’t you… well i think i know how… but it would involve you being a web cam model for a little while… are you interested…? that would be part of it… i mean i am looking for […]
Online Dating Fails: Webcam Proposition
my_own_stile 4/20/2012 10:51:56 PM i will just cut to the chase… i would love to be a millionaire… wouldn’t you… well i think i know how… but it would involve you being a web cam model for a little while… are you interested…? that would be part of it… i mean i am looking for […]
T-Mobile Sucks Balls (hairy, diseased ones)
I’ve written about T-Mobiles suckage before and don’t be surprised if I do it again. Today’s frustration was recorded (by me) for quality assurance. I am not assured. Click here for the sound file. Related Posts: T-Mobile sucks…surprise, surprise…. T-Mobile SUCKS DICK The Breakup
Self-rejection saves me time
Purpleyoyo 4/14/2012 10:18:48 AM Once upon a time, In a land just down Route One, There lived a lonely fellow, Who was searching for someone.The women of his little burg Had all but let him down, And so he went online to find A girl from out of town.Yet much to his dismay Was he […]
Online Dating: Maybe this one doesn’t suck; it’s too early to tell.
Purpleyoyo 4/14/2012 10:18:48 AM Once upon a time, In a land just down Route One, There lived a lonely fellow, Who was searching for someone.The women of his little burg Had all but let him down, And so he went online to find A girl from out of town. Yet much to his dismay Was […]
Mr. Lambo: The Relapse
Ten days after we’d parted ways, I relapsed (Feb. 26). It was a week after Brandon Singer had abruptly ditched his wedding date duties. I was lying in bed and felt the sudden urge to call Mr. Lambo. So I did. He answered. We spoke for about an hour and then resumed our routine of […]
Online Dating Fails: The April Fool Strikes Again
On April 1, I posted an entry, which I will now reprint in its entirety because if you haven’t read it, you should. It gives you a glimpse of the looney tune specimens that are out there. I knew when I received that message from a clinger from dating past that it wouldn’t be the […]
Online Dating Fails: If At First You Don’t Succeed, Change Your Name
michaelandyperson 3/6/2012 8:16:58 PM Hey i am Brian i find you attractive so what you think of me? Name 3 things you love that a guy does it can be anything? michaelandyperson 3/8/2012 3:45:39 PM Hey i am Brian be honest what are the 3 best things a guy could do for u? and be […]
Online Dating Fails: Half of a Century of Suckage
clubenvy 3/6/2012 2:44:12 PM Tall handsome guy here im actually 50 the age was wrong when profile was made, usually date much younger then myself with no problems.Trust me i dnt look my age and in better shape then most guys in the 20s lol. Nvr married no children but get along great with them. […]
I Hate Brandon Singer Part VII
Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part I Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part II Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part III Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part IV Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part V Click here for I Hate Brandon Singer Part VI Brief Recap of Parts I-VI: I met […]
Online Dating Fails: The First of the April Fools
Not only do dating sites offer annoying ghosts of dating present, but also ghosts of dating past. I checked one of my online dating sites this morning (though I find myself virtually never responding to anyone these days) to find that one of the ghosts of dating past had written me a message. Below is […]
Mr. Trash Can (March 24, 2011 dissection Part I)
Click here to read how we met. Click here to read about our second encounter. I met Mr. Trash Can on April 13, 2011. Overall, our first date was enjoyable. He’s attractive, intelligent and a decent conversationalist. At one point, the conversation shifted to politics. It stayed there for a bit until he said, “I […]
Online Dating Fails: Stimulation of the Five Senses
If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been sharing tales of specimens lately. I’ve grown bored with the retarded messages that pile up in my inbox. Every now and again, amidst the heap of shit, one message stands out. Below is that outstanding message. Read it and let me know what you think. —————————————————————————————————————————————— Dear […]
Trayvon Martin – Read this and voice your opinion on the comments
Eli Jeff I’m really sick of the stupidity surrounding the Treyvon Martin case. He attacked a man, and was killed in self-defense. Period. Princess MoMo This status is stupid. Have you heard the 911 tapes? Eli Jeff I heard the tapes where innocent little treyvon was on top of zimmerman beating his ass. the witness statements are […]