If I were interested in being a mail-order-type bride, a random facebook guy offered me the opportunity, not once, but twice. Lucky me. The messages are below. I did not respond. October 23, 2011 Hi, I just wanted to say hi and i would love to talk to you. Iam Samuel, professional engineer from Canada […]
Apparently, MoMo upsets the Muslim world
Background: This blog’s top commenter, Irina Tsukerman, “shared” the blog’s fan page on her facebook wall. One of her facebook friends evidently does not approve of the profile picture posted on the fan page. Below is the comment thread. Irina Tsukermanshared a page: Princess MoMo. Princess MoMo Entertainer Page: 222 like this Like · · […]
A random specimen meeting from MoMo’s college days
Apparently, I should have started this blog 15 years ago. I came across a message to a 2005 specimen regarding another specimen that I met in October 2005. Here’s the message: Subject line: weird text messages i hope you’re having fun in PA with your jewish festivities. i have a story for you regarding weird […]
Guest Submission: Online Dating Fails – Damaged Manhood
Do you believe love conquers all? Does a true and perfect love make life all worthwhile? To you, what is love? Is it just a feeling, the way how it feels to be in love, or is it more than the mere sum of those pleasurable sensations and experiences? Hello, I’m Bo and I really […]
Seductiveness Quiz Results
I partook in a “seductiveness” quiz on a dating site. Below are the results: Passion Preludes: The Big Picture of Me Princess MoMo is not necessarily promiscuous or lacks standards, but the overall answer patterns suggest that Princess MoMo is exceedingly sensitive to the psychological and physical elements of romance and passion, even to the […]
Differences in Approach: Flowers vs. You Suck
Last week, I was in a castrating mood. On Monday, Mr. T was banished from the Princess MoMo Kingdom. On Tuesday, Mr. Car was similarly exiled. That Friday, Mr. T had flowers delivered to my office. To that point, I hadn’t heard from Mr. Car, aside from him “liking” someone’s comment on one of my […]
Racist Cookies
(Texts with a friend) Friend: The most racist cookie ever … MoMo: Did they place them right next to the crackers? Friend: Hahaha good one but no. Negro cookies were segregated by the check out area.
Date Dissection: Second date with Mr. T
Last we left off, I was not speaking to Mr. T. I didn’t speak to him for three days. On Friday, he had flowers delivered to my office. It was a pleasant surprise. They smelled wonderful. In fact, over the weekend, I had my office door closed and when I opened it this morning, the […]
Mr. T: The End for Real (I think)
Background: This happened last Sunday and Monday (11/6-7), but I waited to post it because I didn’t want to give him the benefit of reading my analysis/commentary before I knew how the situation was going to play out. I maintain multiple facebook accounts. Mr. T had the pleasure of being friends with me on two […]
An entry from MoMo’s 1996 diary
I recently found a diary that I maintained for about six months during the ages of 11 and 12. Below is one of the entries followed by my analysis. Dec. 6, 1996 J= Jovan SSP = Sedric CB= Carry (Bitch) Yesterday I started going out with a boy named Sedric (Pint). I don’t know if […]
Online Dating: Mr. Riddles Part 4
Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 1 Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 2 Click here for Mr. Riddles Part 3 Mr. Riddles: I think you dish it, but you certainly can’t take it. I don’t need your floaties. I can swim just fine, thank you. (2 days later) Mr. Riddles: Did I really […]
Online Dating: Mr. Disqualified
Mr. Disqualified: Subject: Caveat Emptor no longer exists! [Editor’s Note: “Caveat Emptor is the headline on my dating profile.] Hello Esquire! Before I proceed here are the answers to your questions: 1.) You’re (You are) 2.) There’s (There is) 3.) Than 4.) Here Also, lawyers should not be using contractions when they write or type. […]
Date Dissection 11/9: Mother Fucking Joe
Last night I met with a character who surfaced on this blog shortly after its inception in mid-April of this year. His name: Mother Fucking Joe. Since he first messaged me in April, Mother Fucking Joe and I have been in periodic contact via the dating site, facebook and through our devices. We […]
Flashing Light in the MoMo-mobile
Every so often, an indicator light that I’ve never seen before will flash up on the MoMo-mobile dashboard. More often than not, this annoys me because the lights are usually telling of a problem. Today, one of those indicators presented itself. I happened to be chatting with a male on my device. I […]