Now this is the story all about how My flat iron plates flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how I got a new one for my pretty long hair With nappy-ass curls I was born and raised In front of the mirror […]
Shut ‘Em Down
Sometimes (very, very rarely to be precise), I feel bad for harshly shutting down guys on dating sites. No one likes rejection. But then, I rethink my perspective and realize that I am actually doing them a service because I’m directly letting them know that their approach is a failure. If they heed the warning, […]
Swanson TV Dinner and Welch’s Grape Juice
One would expect certain pickup lines to repeat on a dating site, but how many of you would expect lines about Swanson TV dinners and Welch’s Grape Juice to be used over and over again? Behold, on this blog, empirical evidence of the repetition of those lines. See the message exchange below and then […]
Hurricane Creepster
joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:17:02 PM Hey how are you? Listen is the electric on by you guys? Plz hit me back thanks Princess_MoMo 11/2/2012 8:20:45 PM Some parts, yes and some parts, no. joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:32:40 PM Sry to bother u again but u have service in ur house? joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:33:35 PM Bc I really […]
Hurricane Creepster
joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:17:02 PM Hey how are you? Listen is the electric on by you guys? Plz hit me back thanks Princess_MoMo 11/2/2012 8:20:45 PM Some parts, yes and some parts, no. joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:32:40 PM Sry to bother u again but u have service in ur house? joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:33:35 PM Bc I really […]
Outdoor Lover
For the past several months, I’ve mostly ignored the influx of messages on the dating sites. I’ve periodically checked them, but nothing really motivated me to respond. Today, Lovetofish5204 inspired me. See below. Lovetofish5204 10/24/2012 8:50:16 PM Hello let’s start out by saying I know u get like 7802 messages a day and […]
The Super Annoyer Saga Continues
To fully grasp the level of annoyance we’re dealing with here, please read the following posts: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger Super Annoyer Super Annoyer STRIKES AGAIN!! Just when I thought the Super Annoyer had filled his annoyance […]
Super Annoyer STRIKES AGAIN!!
On this episode of the Young and the Relentless, Mr. Super Annoyer strikes yet again. To read about his previous strikes click on the following links: The First of the April Fools The April Fool Strikes Again Online Dating Fails: One in a Million Stage 23904823909230482309809283402 Clinger Super Annoyer TheBestNothingLess 10/18/2012 8:04:27 PM I […]
Super Annoyer
There is a certain type of male specimen that almost makes the dating experience in its entirety a regrettable one. The specimen is known as the super annoyer. The super annoyer simply does not get the “I’m not interested” hints. So, naturally, a straightforward being escalates to the “leave me the fuck alone” approach. Well, the […]
Mr. Rx Part VIII
Related Posts: Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here for Mr. Rx Part III Click here for Mr. Rx Part IV Click here for Mr. Rx Part V Click here for Mr. Rx Part VI Click here for Mr. Rx Part VII Date two took place on July 3. We texted every […]
Mr. Rx Part VII – (Date Two Mr. Rx’s Version)
Related Posts: Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here for Mr. Rx Part III Click here for Mr. Rx Part IV Click here for Mr. Rx Part V Click here for Mr. Rx Part VI * * * Being the kind and considerate blogger that I am, I provide […]
Mr. Rx Part VI – (Date Two (Part Two) MoMo’s Version)
Related Posts: Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here for Mr. Rx Part III Click here for Mr. Rx Part IV Click here for Mr. Rx Part V (This is a continuation of date two with Mr. Rx. For the first part of date two, read Mr. Rx Part V.) […]
Mr. Rx Part V – (Date Two (Part One) MoMo’s Version)
Related Posts: Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here for Mr. Rx Part III Click here for Mr. Rx Part IV At the conclusion of date one, Mr. Rx and I spoke on the phone. He admitted that he was wearing pink underwear. I didn’t believe him. When he […]
Mr. Rx Part IV (Date One – Mr. Rx’s Version)
Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here For Mr. Rx Part III Introduction: Being the kind and considerate blogger that I am, I provide my specimens the opportunity to share their own renditions of our dates. Below is Mr. Rx’s summary of date one. Beware, it is laden […]
Mr. Rx Part III (Date One – MoMo’s Version)
Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Last we left off, I mentioned that both the coworker who was setting me up with Mr. Rx and I told Mr. Rx not to be late for the first date. He was supposed to arrive at 6:15 to pick […]