ADAM – Captain Average Dull And Mundane
Advisory Board – A group of friends with which one confers to gauge one’s perception of reality.
bullshitary – Complete and utter bullshit.
Device – A reference to a Smart Phone.
Example: I keep my device on silent so that I don’t have an aneurysm from all of the noises and vibrations it would otherwise make.
Dial pad – To call someone from a cellular device.
Example: And your number? I will dial pad it.
DICK – Captain Devil in Camouflage Khakis
Goose – Princess MoMo’s favorite beverage of the alcoholic variety.
huahuas – Princess MoMo’s chihuahuas
JIM – Captain Just Intentionally Mind-fucking
Oral Kingdom – A reference to the orifice between Princess MoMo’s chin and nose, otherwise known as her mouth.
Peopletalk – Another term for small talk.
Example: Person 1: How are you? Person 2: Oh, I’m good…now don’t bother listening to the string of meaningless crap I’m about to tell you about my life because obviously you don’t give a damn but I’m going to spew this nonsense anyway because I’m making peopletalk.
Pink Magic – Princess MoMo’s pink camera
SAL – Captain Sucks At Life
Specimen – Refers to a male or a female currently or formerly of dating/hook up interest.
Example: This specimen is hot, but dumb as rocks.
Thanks for the trash – An expression used to show gratitude for something that sucks.  Abbreviated TFTT.
Waiting out – Waiting on someone or something to arrive or to do something.
Example: I’ve been waiting out on this customer service individual to answer the phone for 85 minutes now. Damn, I hate waiting out.
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