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Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated 2-24-13)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 24 in Epic fails, Online dating

Well, it’s been over three and a half years since I’ve communicated with this guy, yet he doesn’t see that as a reason to stop sending me messages.  For the backstory, click here.   It appears that he will never let up.  He is now pleading for my friendship just two days after he wrote […]

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You’re vs. Your (Another one)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 14 in Epic fails, Online dating

baller367 1/21/2013 11:19:55 AM Lol so your a problem solver huh baller367 2/14/2013 8:47:29 PM Ohh so your a problem solver you would come in handy Princess_MoMo 2/14/2013 8:49:51 PM Here’s a special Valentine’s Day poem: Roses are red. “You’re” is a contraction; it’s short for you are. Violets are blue. “Your” conveys possession. It’s […]

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You’re vs. Your

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 14 in Epic fails, Online dating

Here’s a special Valentine’s Day poem: Roses are red. “You’re” is a contraction; it’s short for you are. Violets are blue. “Your” conveys possession. It’s simple fucking grammar. Learn it. POEM OVER. mevans13 1/24/2013 9:33:46 PM Hey whats up cutie mevans13 2/10/2013 12:57:36 PM Heyyyyy! whats up how ya? I’m Matt btw lol Im new […]

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All onboard the crazy train

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 13 in Epic fails, Online dating

Princess Momo, I do not meet your requirements, I am far too much of a Goblin!!! I just wanted to let you know that your profile made me laugh very hard. I adore your style and fashion sense. I wish more women dressed like you. My favorite part was the crackhead prince part!!! Anyway, thank […]

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Princess MoMo’s Vampire Diary – Part III

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 11 in Dating

Click here to read Princess MoMo’s Vampire Diary – Part I.  Click here to read Princess MoMo’s Vampire Diary – Part II.  Eventually, the sushi place was closing.  He suggested we continue the date.  For those of you who follow the blog, you know that this could only lead to one place:  T.G.I. Friday’s.  Sigh. […]

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Response to Libyan Scammer “Rogers Stuart” – Part I

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 8 in Libyan Scammer, MoMo's Musings

—–Original Message—– From: Rogers Stuart Sent: Thu, Feb 7, 2013 3:22 pm Subject: Hi Dear Friend. I saw your profile and I decided to reveal this secret to you, I am Rogers Stuart, personal air pilot to the late Muammar Gaddafi of Libya. Before a revolt pushed him out from power in August 2011, he […]

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Princess MoMo’s Vampire Diary – Part II

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 7 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Online dating

Click here to read Princess MoMo’s Vampire Diary – Part I.  Though we had exchanged 138 texts on the first day of our texting, the next day (date day), it was radio silence.  Around 7 p.m., I texted him, “Still on?”  He said, “Of course, I’m leaving now.  I should be a few minutes early.” […]

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Mr. Super Annoyer’s Messages Annotated by Princess MoMo

For the backstory, click here.  Below are my notes/comments (in pink) to Mr. Super Annoyer’s messages. Have you ever wondered what a girl is thinking when she doesn’t respond to you?  See below.   everythingheisnt 3/31/2012 11:35:01 PM Oh my godddddd! I can’t believe I found you here! [Me neither.  Apparently, I can run, but […]

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Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated 2-6-13)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 6 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Epic fails, Online dating

Well, it’s been over three years since I’ve communicated with this guy, yet he doesn’t see that as a reason to stop sending me messages.  For the backstory, click here.   It appears that he will never let up.  He is now pleading for my friendship just two days after he wrote that he loves […]

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Princess MoMo’s Vampire Diary – Part I

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 5 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Online dating

The seemingly endless stream of messages that flow on the dating sites is not laden with vitamins and minerals.  Instead, the stream contains mostly contaminants.  So, from time to time, I take matters into my own hands, run searches, and initiate the messaging.  Unfortunately, once I filter to site members through my criteria, there aren’t […]

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Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated AGAIN!!)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 4 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Epic fails, Online dating

  Sometimes, we want a guy to fight for us.  Other times (in my case, most of the time), we want a guy to fuck off.  The guy below has been awkwardly lingering for over 3.5 YEARS now.  At what point does one cease and desist? After the narrative explaining how I met this specimen […]

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Another Sub Request

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 3 in Online dating

I’m told there are sites specific to BDSM dating.  Thus, I don’t understand why these doms and subs keep hitting me up on mainstream sites. underyourdirection 2/3/2013 8:16:49 PM Hello.. my name is John .. its a pleasure to be in your attention, hopefully you’ll allow me to hold it through your curiosity and intrigue! […]

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Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Feb 3 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Epic fails, Online dating

Sometimes, we want a guy to fight for us.  Other times (in my case, most of the time), we want a guy to fuck off.  The guy below has been awkwardly lingering for over 3 YEARS now.  At what point does one cease and desist? After the narrative explaining how I met this specimen are […]

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