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The Wedding Crasher – Mr. Daywalker

Posted by Princess MoMo on Dec 15 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men

On rare occasion, I cross state lines into the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. On this particular evening of November 14, 2014, I headed to the Valley Forge Casino for the night to meet a friend for a comedy show. I hastily packed before leaving. I went to step out of my bedroom with my overnight bag, […]

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Sister Roma is AMAZING #MyNameIs

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 16 in Miscellaneous

In spite of everything else Sister Roma has on her plate, she was kind enough to advocate on my behalf.  Thanks to her, my  identity on Facebook was reinstated after Facebook had stripped me of it.  Many thanks!    

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Facebook Stripped Me of My Name #MyNameIs

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 16 in Epic fails, Facebook

On my birthday, in the midst of thanking my Facebook friends for taking time out of their day to wish me a good one, my Facebook account was suspended.  Why?  Because, apparently, the Facebook overlords felt I was not using my “real name.”  I reviewed Facebook’s name policy, which reads, in pertinent part, as follows […]

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Mr. Hong Kong Part V (Farewell)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 25 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating

Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Vegas Pink Monkey). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part II (The Getaway). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part III (Sodom, Gomorrah, and Rihanna).  Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part IV (Let There be Light).   It was my last night in Vegas.  It was […]

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Mr. Hong Kong Part IV (Let There be Light)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 13 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Men

Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Vegas Pink Monkey). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part II (The Getaway). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part III (Sodom, Gomorrah, and Rihanna).      That night, Mr. Hong Kong and crew said let there be light; and so we went to Light.  If I […]

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Homeless Penis

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 13 in Epic fails, Men, Texts

Apparently, a pastor wrote that women are penis homes.  Finding that concept hysterical, I wanted to incorporate it in conversation.  So, I did.            

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Mr. Hong Kong Part III (Sodom, Gomorrah, and Rihanna)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 5 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men

Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Vegas Pink Monkey). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part II (The Getaway).   Vegas is a strange place. It is like the land of drinking make believe. Scraps of food and an hour of sleep a day are sufficient to support 12+ hours of Goosing and […]

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Guest Entry: Bill’s Rendition of the Elevator Story from Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Pink Vegas Monkey)

Mr Monkey (my interpretation of the cheese story) – written by “Bill” (To read the MoMo version, click here.) With  drinks in our hands, we are now walking towards the elevators. I don’t think we even realize that we left our hotel room, we are just making our way down the hallway, wherever our legs […]

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Mr. Mark Richerson – LinkedIn Scammer – Part II

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 2 in Scammers

So the story of Mark Richerson and MoMo’s correspondence begins days after a dear Facebook friend referred him to me.  His opening message sounded eerily familiar, though. On 08/27/14 9:50 AM, Mark Richerson wrote: ——————– Wow……I am certainly speechless while coming across your winsome smile on this business Media and i said to myself “what […]

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Mr. Mark Richerson – LinkedIn Scammer

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 28 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Facebook, Miscellaneous, Scammers

A friend received a peculiar message on LinkedIn.   Through some internet research, she determined it was a scammer.  She then did what any rational person would do and referred the scammer to me. Below is the message he sent her: Her Response: Mark’s Reply: Within days, Mark requested that I add him to my network.  Gladly, […]

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Mr. Hong Kong Part II (The Getaway)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 18 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men

Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Vegas Pink Monkey). Was it love at first sight?  No.  My sight was probably pretty blurred at that point.  (Actually, it wasn’t.  My liver won organ of the year for its performance in Vegas that week.) Anyway, the club isn’t a place for love; it’s a place for Goose, music, […]

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Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Pink Vegas Monkey)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 16 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men

Once upon a time (July 2, 2013), I boarded a plane to LA. A friend from Jersey (we’ll call him “Bill”) and I went to visit a friend who lives there (we’ll call him “Brian”). The following day, we three amigos drove to Vegas. The desert temperature rose to a soaring 120 degrees, but we […]

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Mr. Local Engineer

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 12 in Dating, Epic fails, Online dating, Poems

The inaugural date after over a year hiatus comes to you courtesy of Tinder. Mr. Local Engineer and I matched. Below are the initial messages. After additional back and forth, we determined that we live in the same town. He asked if I wanted to meet up that night. I agreed. If you recall from […]

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Mr. Pharaonically Insane – The Ice Grill

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 10 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Epic fails, Men, Online dating, Poems

The Ancient Egyptians are rolling in their graves.  I got too cocky in my dating and didn’t prescreen properly.  Mr. Pharaonically Insane sent me a message with his number and I called him.  We chatted for a bit and he asked if I wanted to meet up.  He told me he lives in Somerset, which […]

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The Fresh Princess

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 8 in Dating, Online dating, Princess MoMo's Dating Website Profile

The dating chronicles are back. You missed me, I know. Below is the new online dating profile narrative I’ve created.       In central New Jersey born and raised Practicing law is where I spend most of my days Reading, writing, arguin’ all cool And, on the side, also lecturing English at a school […]

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