Certain aspects of dating are difficult to fully convey in writing. So, I need a reality TV show. If you can help me out with that, I’d greatly appreciate it. The Mr. Lambo finale was scheduled for February 14, 2012. Who plans a break up date? Apparently, Lambo and MoMo. And, why on Valentine’s […]
Valentine’s Day with MoMo Part II (Mr. Lambo’s Version)
Click here for Valentine’s Day with MoMo Part I (Mr. Lambo’s Version) Princess walked around to my side, we interlocked arms and proceeded into Matt’s. Once inside, there was a short waiting period since we arrived prior to our reservation time. Several minutes later we were seated and Princess immediately unwrapped the bottle of wine. […]
Valentine’s Day with MoMo Part I (Mr. Lambo’s Version)
Last week I asked Princess to accompany me on Valentine’s Day for an evening out. Of course, she couldn’t resist. Since it was a week night we agreed to meet in her area. As previously stated, many times before, there isn’t much going on in her town. Prior to our meeting that night, I made […]
Mr. Lambo – Date Planning (or lack thereof)
The weekend following our rendezvous at Denny’s and subsequent arguments regarding his choice of associates, I went to DC. During my drive back on January 16, Mr. Lambo was driving down to Maryland. We crossed paths on the highway and decided to meet at a rest stop. It was in keeping with the chain restaurant […]
Princess MoMo’s Valentine’s Day Advice
Male Friend: You there Princess? MoMo: sup Male Friend: I have a dating question I have plans with [Girl] tomorrow for V-Day but I’m bored with her and will probably be ending it shortly My question is, should I break it off today and note keep the facade going through V-Day thus cancelling […]
Another post about Mr. Lambo (by Mr. Lambo)
I’m out of titles for the Mr. Lambo series. As usual, the pink Editor’s Notes provide my commentary. —————————————————————————————————————————————— Recently Princess and I have not been spending much time together. We live different lifestyles which sometimes makes it difficult for our schedules to match. I prefer to wake up at an early hour and […]
Mr. Lambo Update (MoMo’s Version)
On Jan. 6, 2012, I texted Mr. Lambo asking if he was opposed to us dating other people. He was taken aback. What prompted my inquiry was that I had conversed (once) with a potentially new specimen, Mr. Detective. A few days later, Mr. Detective texted, suggesting that we go shooting. Intrigued by the idea […]
Mr. Lambo Update by Mr. Lambo
Below, courtesy of Mr. Lambo, is a brief summary of the past couple of weeks. The pink “Editor’s Notes” are my comments. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- The past 5 weeks have been interesting. Despite our obvious differences, we continue to spend time together and seemingly grow closer. We’ve had our ups and downs just like everyone else, but […]
Guest Submission: Mr. Marathon Runner Part III
Click here for Mr. Marathon Part I Click here for Mr. Marathon Part II Brief Overview: Mr. Marathon Runner is a douche. For more details on his douchery, click on the links above. January 9, 2012 Female: I am on a date with William aka Marathon man.. Having chips, wine and listening to Jay-z at […]
Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – Mr. Lambo’s Version Part II)
Click here for Part I of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts of the third date. After leaving Olive Garden we headed further into my hood (aka PA). Our next stop, a popular local bar in Bethlehem. The entire ride to Bethlehem I was still thinking about our kiss. Not that it was a big deal, […]
Mr. Lamborghini’s Lambo
I requested verification of Mr. Lambo’s Lamborghini ownership. He picture texted me the photograph below, depicting the Lambo and the Eclipse. Obviously, a copy of the title would serve as better proof, but I can only work with what I’m given for now. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Your “likes” and comments are encouraged and appreciated. Thanks. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- Related Posts: […]
Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – MoMo’s Version Part II)
Click here for Part I of Princess MoMo’s rendition of the facts of the third date. We departed from The Olive Garden. Where to? Some random bar in PA. What a sight to behold that was. For reasons unbeknownst to me, many of the patrons had cut-outs of their heads glued onto popsicle sticks. […]
Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – MoMo’s Version Part I)
Below is Part I of my version of date three with Mr. Lambo. He provided “Editor’s Notes” (renamed “Lambo’s Notes” because, technically, I’m still the Editor). Those notes are highlighted in blue. Enjoy! He picked me up (again, in the Eclipse) around 6:40 p.m. By that time, my red blood was well mixed […]
Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – Mr. Lambo’s Version Part I)
This is Mr. Lambo’s version of our third date. As usual, the pink “Editor’s Notes” are my commentary. I’m writing my own version, so I kept my notes brief. Once again I made the journey into the secluded realm to pick up Princess from “en la casa de ella.” She made her way outside, […]
The End of Mr. Lambo (False Alarm)
After the release of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of our second date with my charming Editor’s Notes, Mr. Lambo gave me what I perceived as the silent treatment. Initially, I figured he was toning down the amount of contact because I had expressed that the excessive communication was making me feel smothered. I sent him a facebook message […]