Date Dissection 10/15/11

Posted by Princess MoMo on Oct 19 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Epic fails, Men, Online dating

Background To review the initial online dating website message exchange, click here. His first call to me was on a Tuesday night. We spoke for quite a while. When it was well beyond my bedtime (which is fairly early on week nights – yeah, I’m lame), I said (not verbatim), “Well, I guess we’ll talk […]

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P-Mo’s Friend’s Dating Advertising Concept

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 22 in Dating, Dating Advice, Facebook, Guest Submissions, Princess MoMo's Friends

Tired of online dating? Own a motor vehicle?  Like stickers? If you answered yes to these questions, please read below! P-Mo’s Friend’s Dating Advertising Concept: Taking vehicular advertising to a new low. Going to try a new dating tactic… You know those family stickers that are on the backs of vans and stuff that show […]

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Conversation re: Mr. Plane

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 21 in Dating, Device, gchat, Men, Mr. Plane, Princess MoMo's Friends

Conversation between P-Mo and her cyber bff re: Mr. Plane: Cyber bff: I’ve decided that it is slightly suspicious to have a farm and not have any animals. Not even a couple of dogs? Princess MoMo: So do you think he’s disguising burial grounds for his female specimen victims as a farm? Cyber bff: Possibly. […]

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Online Dating: Mr. Car

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 20 in Dating, Men, Online dating

Mr. Car: 1. You’re probably thinking I’m nuts. 2. However, there’s a method to my madness. 3. I’d like to meet a man who is more intelligent than a third grader. 4. Many of those who have written to me on here have trouble commanding basic English. I think you’ve been commanding this website frequently lately. […]

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Princess MoMo on the Farm (abridged version – almost 30% shorter than the original)

  This post is about my recent dates with Mr. Plane (so named because he owns a plane).  Last weekend’s adventure (our first date) involved him whisking me away from the treacherous lands of New Jersey  to Martha’s Vineyard.   After reflecting upon this experience for two days, I concluded that a more subtle approach to a first date would […]

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Princess MoMo on the Farm (Dates two and three with Mr. Plane)

  This post is about my recent dates with Mr. Plane (so named because he owns a plane).  Last weekend’s adventure (our first date) involved him whisking me away from the treacherous lands of New Jersey  to Martha’s Vineyard.  Epic. First. Date.  After reflecting upon this experience for two days, I concluded that a more subtle approach […]

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A Piece of MoMo’s Mind: Why First Dates Involving Planes And Weekend Getaways Are Not A Good Idea. (Camping isn’t a good idea either.)

I recently went on the most outlandish of first dates in the extensive history of MoMo dating.   Dude showed up in a single engine aircraft and swooped me up to Martha’s Vineyard for the weekend.   Fun times? Yes. Relaxing? Yes. Blog worthy? Abso-fucking-lutely.  Copacetic? No.  “Why not,” you may ask.  Or you may […]

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Gettin’ High to and from a Three Day First Date

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 12 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men, Mr. Plane, Online dating

Phase I (Cyberspace Introduction): Tuesday, Sep 7, 2011 – 10:32pm Guy: Wow – I meet the prerequisites a through i !! You look stunning in your pics, and seem confident and focused. I would like the opportunity to meet and learn more – perhaps a dining adventure. You won’t be disappointed!! 215 REDACTED Wednesday, Sep […]

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Date Dissection 8/20/11

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 6 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men, Online dating

In April of this year, this particular specimen messaged me on a dating website.   Shortly thereafter, we spoke on the phone.    We made plans two weeks in advance to meet for dinner on April 29.  Communication was extremely light during those two weeks.  Frankly, I just wasn’t into this guy because of the […]

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Dating Advice: Girl Behind the Desk vs. Mall Girl

Posted by Princess MoMo on Sep 2 in Dating, Dating Advice, Princess MoMo's Friends

Guy: Are you available for some dating advice? P-Mo: Yes, what’s up? Guy: I have no problem approaching and talking to a member of the opposite sex when out at bars or concerts. My problem is girl beh P-Mo: Please define “beh.” Guy: Sorry. The girl behind the desk at the dentist office or the […]

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Lions and Lions and Apes….Oh My!

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 25 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men, Online dating

On August 14, 2011, a call from a specimen came through on my device.  I met this specimen through my online dating escapades last year.  Our first date was on Sunday, June 20, 2010.  We met for dinner.  Conversation wasn’t particularly riveting, but I attributed that to us being exhausted from the weekend shenanigans .  […]

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Online dating message exchange and date dissection (8/11/11)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 17 in Dating, Men, Online dating

  Princess MoMo: Wow, I can’t believe your profile is longer than mine!!! You should refine your grammar quiz though. Check out my version for ideas. [I reprinted the text of his profile at the end of this post.]  Specimen: thanks…. I think. I can be a bit pedantic at times :-) I got a laugh […]

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The Future of Princess MoMo’s Blog

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 11 in Dating, Princess MoMo's Friends

  A PrincessMoMo blog reader made the following insightful comment:   I was thinking, what are you going to do when you stop dating and finally find the right specimen?  What will you write about then?  Personally, I hope you do not stop dating, simply because the blogs about your specimens are quite amusing!  Perhaps […]

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Date Dissection: Gay Edition (Guest Submission)

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 9 in Dating, Epic fails, Facebook, Guest Submissions, Men, Online dating

    Yesterday, during my regularly scheduled facebook perusal, I stumbled upon a status message about an unenjoyable ongoing date. The status message poster was looking for a way to dump his date.  Being the humanitarian that I am, I offered a suggestion.  See below.   Status Message: Douchebag date: wow, you're one sexy soy sauce surprise! I […]

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Bad Shirt Epidemic

Posted by Princess MoMo on Aug 6 in Adventures of Princess MoMo, Dating, Men

  I can’t seem to catch a break on the shirts the specimens wear during my in-person encounters with them.  I’ve written about this issue at least three times on this blog (the worst shirt, the most homo shirt, the stupid shirt).  And there were plenty of other detestable shirts in between.  Last night, I went out […]

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