Well, it’s been over three and a half years since I’ve communicated with this guy, yet he doesn’t see that as a reason to stop sending me messages. For the backstory, click here. It appears that he will never let up. He is now pleading for my friendship just two days after he wrote […]
You’re vs. Your (Another one)
baller367 1/21/2013 11:19:55 AM Lol so your a problem solver huh baller367 2/14/2013 8:47:29 PM Ohh so your a problem solver you would come in handy Princess_MoMo 2/14/2013 8:49:51 PM Here’s a special Valentine’s Day poem: Roses are red. “You’re” is a contraction; it’s short for you are. Violets are blue. “Your” conveys possession. It’s […]
You’re vs. Your
Here’s a special Valentine’s Day poem: Roses are red. “You’re” is a contraction; it’s short for you are. Violets are blue. “Your” conveys possession. It’s simple fucking grammar. Learn it. POEM OVER. mevans13 1/24/2013 9:33:46 PM Hey whats up cutie mevans13 2/10/2013 12:57:36 PM Heyyyyy! whats up how ya? I’m Matt btw lol Im new […]
All onboard the crazy train
Princess Momo, I do not meet your requirements, I am far too much of a Goblin!!! I just wanted to let you know that your profile made me laugh very hard. I adore your style and fashion sense. I wish more women dressed like you. My favorite part was the crackhead prince part!!! Anyway, thank […]
Mr. Super Annoyer’s Messages Annotated by Princess MoMo
For the backstory, click here. Below are my notes/comments (in pink) to Mr. Super Annoyer’s messages. Have you ever wondered what a girl is thinking when she doesn’t respond to you? See below. everythingheisnt 3/31/2012 11:35:01 PM Oh my godddddd! I can’t believe I found you here! [Me neither. Apparently, I can run, but […]
Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated 2-6-13)
Well, it’s been over three years since I’ve communicated with this guy, yet he doesn’t see that as a reason to stop sending me messages. For the backstory, click here. It appears that he will never let up. He is now pleading for my friendship just two days after he wrote that he loves […]
Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated AGAIN!!)
Sometimes, we want a guy to fight for us. Other times (in my case, most of the time), we want a guy to fuck off. The guy below has been awkwardly lingering for over 3.5 YEARS now. At what point does one cease and desist? After the narrative explaining how I met this specimen […]
Mr. Super Annoyer (Updated)
Sometimes, we want a guy to fight for us. Other times (in my case, most of the time), we want a guy to fuck off. The guy below has been awkwardly lingering for over 3 YEARS now. At what point does one cease and desist? After the narrative explaining how I met this specimen are […]
Online Dating Fails: LawyerDom
LawyerDom re hot enough for me to date. Are you aware of how sexy you are? Have you ever dated a dominant guy? Princess_MoMo I have way too dominant of a personality for that. Thanks, though. LawyerDom do you know how to squirt? Princess_MoMo Conversation over. LawyerDom So, no
Mr. Super Annoyer
Sometimes, we want a guy to fight for us. Other times (in my case, most of the time), we want a guy to fuck off. The guy below has been awkwardly lingering for over 3 YEARS now. At what point does one cease and desist? After the narrative explaining how I met this specimen are […]
Tacky Ricky
RickyTickyTocky 11/15/2012 7:50:24 PM U know who the most beautifull girl in the world is ? Read the first word again . Princess_MoMo 11/15/2012 9:05:46 PM Consider changing your username on here to RickyTIckyTockyTacky.
Shut ‘Em Down
Sometimes (very, very rarely to be precise), I feel bad for harshly shutting down guys on dating sites. No one likes rejection. But then, I rethink my perspective and realize that I am actually doing them a service because I’m directly letting them know that their approach is a failure. If they heed the warning, […]
Swanson TV Dinner and Welch’s Grape Juice
One would expect certain pickup lines to repeat on a dating site, but how many of you would expect lines about Swanson TV dinners and Welch’s Grape Juice to be used over and over again? Behold, on this blog, empirical evidence of the repetition of those lines. See the message exchange below and then […]
Hurricane Creepster
joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:17:02 PM Hey how are you? Listen is the electric on by you guys? Plz hit me back thanks Princess_MoMo 11/2/2012 8:20:45 PM Some parts, yes and some parts, no. joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:32:40 PM Sry to bother u again but u have service in ur house? joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:33:35 PM Bc I really […]
Hurricane Creepster
joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:17:02 PM Hey how are you? Listen is the electric on by you guys? Plz hit me back thanks Princess_MoMo 11/2/2012 8:20:45 PM Some parts, yes and some parts, no. joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:32:40 PM Sry to bother u again but u have service in ur house? joeyhas 11/2/2012 8:33:35 PM Bc I really […]