July 21, 2011 Hater Specimen: I would simply just like to know where you had that picture taken, the one where you are sitting on what seems to be a very grand window, with those beautiful clouds in the background. July 21, 2011 Princess MoMo: That picture was taken in Italy. July […]
Online Dating Fails: Chic Repellent’s almost unilateral conversation
Today's message exchange comes to you (well originally to me) courtesy of OkStupid.com. July 19, 2011 CHIC MAGNET: Hunterdon County? I stay in Clinton alot. I would really love to speak to you some time! July 19, 2011 PRINCESS MoMo: What do you do in Clinton? July 19, 2011 – 4:03pm CHIC […]
Online Dating Fails: Another dissatisfied customer
Mr. Dissatisfied: Do you really think somebody will put up with this attitude.. Jebus.. pissed me off and i only read thru first few lines of your profile. They want a little about yourself not an essay :) MoMo: When I go to the store and see an item on the shelf/rack that I do not […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com – HippyMike the Poet
After countless communications and dates with unfulfilling specimens, Princess MoMo has officially quit her quest for Prince MoMo. However, her online dating profiles remain active AND for the greater good, your entertainment (yes, she's a benevolent Princess), from time to time, she joins new dating sites. Last time she joined a new site, she quickly (in […]
MoMo’s Apology to Capo
After today's post about MoMo and Mafioso, MoMo discovered that Capo defriended her blog facebook profile. Surprisingly, MoMo's Jiminy Cricket surfaced. She messaged Capo the following: Capo- I see you've taken the liberty of defriending me, presumably because of my blog post publicizing our cyber interaction. I have this internal parasite that I just can't […]
MoMo and the Mafioso
This self-proclaimed Capo, a facebook random, has been on a diligent pursuit to unite MoMo (or Diva, as he refers to her) with Mafioso (or Capo/Don/Boss/Angel as he refers to him). The negotiations are below: June 2, 2011 Capo: You look like a Diva/Angel, So so hot, I would to have dinner or cafe, […]
Online Dating Fails: Hate Mail
Specimen: your profile was a delight to skim through. I wish you an incredible amount of luck in finding a man patient enough to deal with such a pessimistic person as yourself. The pretentiousness of this was seriously tragic yet beautiful. I hope i'm never as mean spirited as you possibly are to people in your life, seeing […]
Online Dating Fails: Mr. Comprehensive
Specimen: hope you are doing great on this day. On my part always busy between work and school but at list I enjoy what I am doing. About me? well my life is pretty simple with no drama. Whatever it is in the pass is already done, I am just looking at the future for […]
Online Dating Fails: Did he mention he’s a scientist?
Scientist: I only take tests if I am getting paid, but since you have a nice smile I will work for half price. We are located some distance apart. After searching in my local area, you would think an ENTIRE CITY of Philadelphia, I would be able to find what I am looking for. however […]
Online Dating Fails: A grammar lesson from an online dater (don’t heed his advice)
Specimen: You’re so right or should I say it like the rest of the idiots do your so right lol .. I get emails from women all the time that are educated and have great jobs that use the wrong grammar all the time and I do not understand it at all.. Theirs a method […]
Online Dating Fails: Valiant Effort
June 19, 2011 7:20 p.m. Message 1 from gr8tdate247: :-) would one symbol have the same effect as a one worder.? i guess i will have to make it two symbols since your email setting require my letter to be longer :-P hopefully this make my sarcastic email here more humorous June 19, 2011 Message […]
Online Dating Fails: Opinions are like assholes and dating sites provide both. Thanks for the pseudo-psychotherapy trash.
Specimen: (You’re) probably gonna think i am crazy but (there’s) a perfectly good reason for this. (Your) about me section on (here) seems debilitating to men rather (than) to encouraging them to ask you out. That being said, what kind of a** holes have you dated that made you eat (their) sh*t so much that […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com: David the Lion Beast
Who is worse? David (read messages below) or HippyMike? Steadfast_lover2 Age: 41 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Message 1 sent on June 6, 2011: Hello, Momo,..perhaps a chat? David1 Message 2 sent on June 6, 2011: Momo,..are you getting any of my messages,..and would you be interested in a chat,..so that we might get to […]
Princess MoMo’s Jump Rope FAILS
Even though MoMo is competent in cart-wheeling, her ability (or lack thereof) in jump roping leaves much to be desired.
People Who Stalk MoMo’s Friends
While attending a first grade parents-only event, a silly specimen made advances on Princess MoMo’s friend Vanessa via bar napkin. Below is a picture of the vehicle of flirtation. Mike the dreamer didn’t stop there. Subsequent to his intro by napkin, with which Vanessa should have used to wipe her hands clean of him, […]