Lest we forget, at the end of the day, this is my blog. While I permit other’s perspectives, I would be remiss not to directly comment on the rendition. So, because this is princessmomo.com and not mrredcoat.com, I’m going to go Kanye West on his post. I’ma let you finish, but…my comments on his content […]
Guest Submission: Mr. Redcoat’s Rendition
I’ve written two posts about Mr. Redcoat: Mr. Redcoat: ‘Twas 13 Nights Before Christmas The Easter Bunny In response to the second post, Mr. Redcoat decided he wanted to issue a rebuttal. Here’s his piece: Mr Redcoat and the Princess The ‘Princess’ has been kind enough to afford me the opportunity to post a response […]
Guest Entry: Bill’s Rendition of the Elevator Story from Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Pink Vegas Monkey)
Mr Monkey (my interpretation of the cheese story) – written by “Bill” (To read the MoMo version, click here.) With drinks in our hands, we are now walking towards the elevators. I don’t think we even realize that we left our hotel room, we are just making our way down the hallway, wherever our legs […]
Mr. Rx Part IV (Date One – Mr. Rx’s Version)
Click here for Mr. Rx Part I Click here for Mr. Rx Part II Click here For Mr. Rx Part III Introduction: Being the kind and considerate blogger that I am, I provide my specimens the opportunity to share their own renditions of our dates. Below is Mr. Rx’s summary of date one. Beware, it is laden […]
Mr. Friend Zone Escapee
Background: As some of you may have noticed, I haven’t been diligent in telling my tales of dating woe as of late. Luckily, someone has decided to take charge and write blog posts for me. This is a new character. We shall call him Mr. Friend Zone Escapee. By way of background, I met Mr. […]
Mr. Lambo Update by Mr. Lambo
Below, courtesy of Mr. Lambo, is a brief summary of the past couple of weeks. The pink “Editor’s Notes” are my comments. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- The past 5 weeks have been interesting. Despite our obvious differences, we continue to spend time together and seemingly grow closer. We’ve had our ups and downs just like everyone else, but […]
Guest Submission: Mr. Marathon Runner Part III
Click here for Mr. Marathon Part I Click here for Mr. Marathon Part II Brief Overview: Mr. Marathon Runner is a douche. For more details on his douchery, click on the links above. January 9, 2012 Female: I am on a date with William aka Marathon man.. Having chips, wine and listening to Jay-z at […]
Online Dating Fails: Another Marriage Proposal
Specimen: hey wats up.. you have a beautiful smile. can i marry u ? i already bought your ring and wedding dress! Analysis: But, he doesn’t know my dress or ring size! In all seriousness, this message isn’t clever or appealing. It’s not even original. Here are examples of others who have suggested marriage in […]
Date Dissection 12/30/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Third Date – Mr. Lambo’s Version Part II)
Click here for Part I of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the facts of the third date. After leaving Olive Garden we headed further into my hood (aka PA). Our next stop, a popular local bar in Bethlehem. The entire ride to Bethlehem I was still thinking about our kiss. Not that it was a big deal, […]
Guest Submission: Mr. Marathon Runner Part II
Click here for Part I December 29, 2011 Female Friend: So I get a text message last night while I was out cold with this fucking cold and it’s of the dish he was suppose to make for me tonight.. So basically he’s enjoying it while it’s hot and I am suppose to enjoy his […]
Guest Submission: Mr. Marathon Runner
A blog reader and now cyber friend has been reporting her dating ongoings to me. Initially, she started with an interesting mission: 30 dates in 30 days. I did not get reports on each of the guys, though. When she told me of her idea, I expressed my skepticism and asked a series of questions. […]
Date Dissection 12/22/11 – Mr. Lamborghini (Second Date – Mr. Lambo’s Version)
Background: Ever prolific Mr. Lambo is at it again. Below is his narrative leading up to and including our second date. The pink Editor’s Notes are courtesy of yours truly. Over the next few days we kept in contact. It became the norm for Princess to call me every morning on her way to […]
Date Dissection 12/18/11 – Mr. Lamborghini’s Version of the Facts Part II
Click here for the initial online dating site exchange with Mr. Lambo. Click here for Part I of Mr. Lambo’s rendition of the date. Click here for Part I of MoMo’s rendition of the date. Background: Mr. Lambo submitted his second half write-up of his 12/18/11 date with me. To his credit, he typed it […]
An offer she can refuse.
Background: A friend of mine recently began online dating. She sent me the following message: “I got an interesting offer today from a specimen. We dated a few times but it never worked. He calls and wants to know how I’m doing etc. I responded with what do you want? He responds with I’m just […]
Guest Submission: Date Dissection – There Will Be Blood
Intro: Another one of my wonderful friends has submitted a summary of one of her dates. This one is bloody. Accordingly, readers’ discretion is advised. Below is her write up, of course with my Editor’s notes. The pictures are from the actual crime scene. ————————————————————————————————————————- I ended up nearly slaying a specimen with a knife. […]