Online Dating: The only problem so far is that he lives in PA

Posted by Princess MoMo on Apr 24 in Men, Online dating

Guy:

1. You’re
2. there’s
3. than
4. here

Despite receiving quite a few messages of the same grammatical caliber, did someone really misapply here/hear? I’ll
cautiously admit I enjoyed your little diatribe complete with cited articles supporting your theories. The only subsequent logical, rather less romantic, step would be to reduce your high level of selectivity to an inherent biological strategy to improve the human race. :) Anyway, I’m successful, hardworking, sane, intelligent and looking for someone similar. I also enjoy jovial verbal sparing, an occasional run-on sentence, and would love to get to know you better.  

The only subsequent logical, rather less romantic, step would be to reduce your high level of selectivity to an inherent biological strategy to improve the human race.

Princess: Meet me at city hall on Monday. :)

Guy: ??????,
I don’t even know your real name! I think a little courtship would be nice first. :) So
are you a lawyer or an economist that works at a law firm?

Princess: Don’t get derailed by the details. What’s in a name anyway? Okay, I’ll cave – it’s [redacted].

I’m a lawyer that works at a law firm. Please tell me about this business of yours.

Guy: Hey [redacted],
Isn’t that much nicer? I actually own a construction company, but I’m definitely not your average rough and tumble construction worker. We build new homes, additions, investment properties, historic renovations, kitchens/baths etc. Reeeeeally long story short, I went to school for IT/Supply chain management, did a co-op with a
pharmaceutical, it went really well, but I left determined not to be stuck in an office for the rest of my life. I graduated during the building boom, got recruited by a large homebuilder to be a project manager, and people started asking me to do side projects. One side job led to another and it got to the point where I started making more on the side than my real job, so I had to pick one. What area of law do you practice? I’m also going to need a little clarification on that picture with you in only a velvet looking blanket with a little dog, on what appears to be a tile kitchen floor????

Princess: How long ago did you start your own company? I admire entrepreneurs. It takes a lot of balls. So I guess I admire your balls? Sitting in an office all day is definitely lame, but I haven’t come up with the next great idea yet. I’m working on it though…I think everyday. 

So I guess I admire your balls?

As for the picture clarification, yes, I am on the kitchen floor, but no, I am not “only in a velvet blanket.” I was wearing a strapless dress.

 

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