Princess MoMo and Mother Fucking Joe began corresponding in April. After their exchanges on the dating site, communication was limited to periodic facebook comments and the occasional facebook message. Over the course of their facebook friendship, MoMo recognized that Mother Fucking Joe was consistently amusing. Ergo, she decided she wanted to meet him. Below is […]
Online Dating Fails: Hate Mail
Specimen: your profile was a delight to skim through. I wish you an incredible amount of luck in finding a man patient enough to deal with such a pessimistic person as yourself. The pretentiousness of this was seriously tragic yet beautiful. I hope i'm never as mean spirited as you possibly are to people in your life, seeing […]
Online Dating: Locks of Love – A specimen <3s MoMo's hair
Specimen: wow, you have awesome hair!! MoMo: Thanks. Looks like you have something in common with lionesses. In selecting a mate, they favor males with the densest, darkest mane. Specimen: wait a minute…… did you just call me a girl?? MoMo: The commonality I was referring to was a predilection for a certain hair type, […]
Robocop: The Confession
Preface: The confession is somewhat anticlimactic. So if you’re disappointed at the end because you were expecting something juicer, don’t say you weren’t warned. Introduction Once upon a time, in late 2005, Princess MoMo became acquainted with one known to the MoMo cyber world as Robocop. Despite MoMo’s deep-seated dislike for the boys in […]
Gchats: Apparently Colorado has the best man inventory
MoMo: how are the men? Jen: men? Where? haha MoMo: haha tell me about it… Jen: I managed to hook up with my friend’s brother, the best man at his wedding which was just great I’m such a cliche haha He was really my ideal kind of guy and we emailed for a few weeks but he lives […]
Online Dating Fails: Mr. Comprehensive
Specimen: hope you are doing great on this day. On my part always busy between work and school but at list I enjoy what I am doing. About me? well my life is pretty simple with no drama. Whatever it is in the pass is already done, I am just looking at the future for […]
Online Dating: A specimen questions MoMo’s realness
Specimen: Subject line: Are you for real?? Yes, that is exactly what i am wondering!! Are you for real?? Who in the world has time to write such a detailed description?? May I know the reason for this extremely time consuming act? Thanks, Andy MoMo: Yes, to quote the infamous Snoop Dogg, I’m “realer than […]
Online Dating Fails: Did he mention he’s a scientist?
Scientist: I only take tests if I am getting paid, but since you have a nice smile I will work for half price. We are located some distance apart. After searching in my local area, you would think an ENTIRE CITY of Philadelphia, I would be able to find what I am looking for. however […]
Online Dating Fails: A grammar lesson from an online dater (don’t heed his advice)
Specimen: You’re so right or should I say it like the rest of the idiots do your so right lol .. I get emails from women all the time that are educated and have great jobs that use the wrong grammar all the time and I do not understand it at all.. Theirs a method […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com – Third time is not the charm, neither is fifth
hummel007 Age: 36 Location: Phoenixville, PA, United States Message 1 Date: Wednesday, 22nd of June Wow u r beautiful I definetly would like to meet U. Get in touch with me so we can talk.. Shoot me an email. Message 2 Date: Wednesday, 22nd of June Oh and by the way my names Bob, what’s […]
Online Dating Fails: Valiant Effort
June 19, 2011 7:20 p.m. Message 1 from gr8tdate247: :-) would one symbol have the same effect as a one worder.? i guess i will have to make it two symbols since your email setting require my letter to be longer :-P hopefully this make my sarcastic email here more humorous June 19, 2011 Message […]
Online Dating: Positive Feedback Regarding MoMo’s Profile
Those who can deliver a compliment to another without expecting anything in return demonstrate self-confidence and maturity. Over the past two weeks, I’ve received complimentary messages about my online dating profile from several specimens. (Click here for the substance of my profile on the dating site.) lol- i have to say, you are very very […]
Online Dating Fails: Mr. I have nothing to offer
Him: Hi Jennie you’re gorgeous but I’m sure you know that. Anywayz No I don’t work or go to school right now but if you read my page you’ll understand…sorta. I really am a good guy, just dealt with a lot of not so good women. I would love for us to chat and get […]
A comment from Princess MoMo’s friend re: MoMo’s online dating
“It pains me to see you on online dating sites. Seriously if pretty girls join them then where are average or unfortunate looking girls going to find boyfriends? Certainly not in the real world as pretty girls dominate the market there too. It just isn’t fair to them; nor to you when you have to deal […]
Online Dating Fails: Opinions are like assholes and dating sites provide both. Thanks for the pseudo-psychotherapy trash.
Specimen: (You’re) probably gonna think i am crazy but (there’s) a perfectly good reason for this. (Your) about me section on (here) seems debilitating to men rather (than) to encouraging them to ask you out. That being said, what kind of a** holes have you dated that made you eat (their) sh*t so much that […]