Last week I asked Princess to accompany me on Valentine’s Day for an evening out. Of course, she couldn’t resist. Since it was a week night we agreed to meet in her area. As previously stated, many times before, there isn’t much going on in her town. Prior to our meeting that night, I made […]
Mr. Lambo – Date Planning (or lack thereof)
The weekend following our rendezvous at Denny’s and subsequent arguments regarding his choice of associates, I went to DC. During my drive back on January 16, Mr. Lambo was driving down to Maryland. We crossed paths on the highway and decided to meet at a rest stop. It was in keeping with the chain restaurant […]
Princess MoMo’s Valentine’s Day Advice
Male Friend: You there Princess? MoMo: sup Male Friend: I have a dating question I have plans with [Girl] tomorrow for V-Day but I’m bored with her and will probably be ending it shortly My question is, should I break it off today and note keep the facade going through V-Day thus cancelling […]
Interactive Online Dating: Frankie
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Interactive Online Dating: Andrew
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Interactive Online Dating: DaRock82
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Interactive Online Dating: To respond or not to respond?
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Online Dating Fails: New to Online Dating
New-to-Online-Dating: Hey you, how are you?…I’m Chris, new to this whole online dating scene and after coming across your profile I figured I’d say hello…hope this site is treating you well… Btw, you are absolutely beautiful…Chris Princess MoMo: Chris- Thanks for the compliment. Here are two pieces of advice for you that may improve your […]
Online Dating: Poetic Exchange
Interestingly, my new online dating profile has been inspiring poetic messages. I am pleased with that result. Below is an example. Shakespearean Specimen: Prince MoMo I may or may not be, but certainly a troll you shall not see. Whether you seek my company or that of another, I value my lady as taught by my […]
Another post about Mr. Lambo (by Mr. Lambo)
I’m out of titles for the Mr. Lambo series. As usual, the pink Editor’s Notes provide my commentary. —————————————————————————————————————————————— Recently Princess and I have not been spending much time together. We live different lifestyles which sometimes makes it difficult for our schedules to match. I prefer to wake up at an early hour and […]
Oral Kingdom Cleaning
In order to fully grasp the terminology in this post, you must familiarize yourself with the first in the series of Princess MoMo’s Dentist Adventures. ——————————————————————————————————————————————- My six month oral kingdom cleaning was scheduled for November 2011. A series of events postponed this appointment. First, the dentist’s automated appointment confirmation system did not contact me in November. […]
Online Dating Fails: MoMo’s Claws Come Out
Thirty-nine out of 40 times, I will respond to the online dating HATERs in the manners I prescribed in my post devoted to the topic of these HATERs. The other one out of 40 times, I will foolishly heed to my guilty pleasure of ripping into these douchers. Doucher: U should realy get over […]
Mr. Lambo Update (MoMo’s Version)
On Jan. 6, 2012, I texted Mr. Lambo asking if he was opposed to us dating other people. He was taken aback. What prompted my inquiry was that I had conversed (once) with a potentially new specimen, Mr. Detective. A few days later, Mr. Detective texted, suggesting that we go shooting. Intrigued by the idea […]
Why I’m Single: Exhibit 204823048023
shycalm88 1/25/2012 7:19:23 PM 9-5 free after or before…lol if your awake… looking for friends someone fun,silly and whos cool. The following images were attached to this message.
Most Eligible Bachelor
You know, maybe I am too picky. With all of these wonderfully qualified, eligible bachelors that contact me on the interwebs, there is no other plausible explanation for the fact that I’m single. Oh wait, yes there is. The bachelors aren’t actually wonderfully qualified; they’re ridiculous (not in a good way). Today’s most eligible bachelor […]