Him: Hi Jennie you’re gorgeous but I’m sure you know that. Anywayz No I don’t work or go to school right now but if you read my page you’ll understand…sorta. I really am a good guy, just dealt with a lot of not so good women. I would love for us to chat and get […]
Specimen Suggests Friends with Benefits Arrangement: Princess MoMo shoots him down obviously…
Ever since her younger Princess days, MoMo has somehow attracted a lot of written communication in her “relationships.” Before emails, these communications were in paper note or greeting card form (many of which are stored in her closet in her box of specimen crap). With the advent of modern technology, emails, facebook messages, and obviously […]
Will the real ADAM please stand up
If you’ve read Princess MoMo’s 3-day Rule exposé, you are familiar with the “ADAM” male prototype. I recently had the drab experience of speaking to an ADAM, whose name coincidentally is Adam! Below are the messages: Adam: Christ you’re intimidating. I have no GI conditions whatsoever, but I’m not going to complete your quiz. There’s […]
Mouse Madness
There once was a girl named Misha Mouse; Princess MoMo knew her from their sorority house. Misha and MoMo would together eat food; And often they’d play beer pong when in the mood. Then one day after acquiring much knowledge; These two characters graduated from college. Mouse moved away to the coast on the west; […]
Princess MoMo is terrorized
I recruited a brother from the same mother to accompany me on a trip to Party City. My objective was to acquire some props and décor for an upcoming Princess MoMo-hosted social gathering. I grabbed the keys to my motor vehicle, but my brother decided that he would drive. I danced my way to his […]
Princess MoMo’s Memorable Quotes
Before you rush to judge someone else, ask yourself, “Am I a sober monk?” If the answer is no, don’t judge. You see, I don’t have many natural flaws, so I drink so that I will have a vice. Levels out the playing field. I’m really doing it for others. I’m an altruistic drinker. One […]
Someone’s failed attempt to make it to my house
Well! M! I just walked into my parents house…..Spent the last 6 hours driving- trying to find your place. Just when my phone started to beep and die, as I passed the blurry (I can’t see at night, even with my glasses) ‘We Sell Eggs’ sign, I decided it was time to give up. It […]
Memorable Quotes by Others
Guy: “So I know for a fact we could make really cute and talented kids but do you think we could get along? Only asking because I’m drunk at a bbq.” Guy: “you handle breaking up like a warrior….lol…maybe I’m a little chauvinistic but I always picture a chick crying into her cat after a break up […]