Not much has changed since “I Hate Brandon Singer Part I,” except that he has defriended me on facebook. Apparently, he didn’t like my entry recounting his bullshitary, nor did he like the fact that I posted a courtesy copy of said entry on his facebook wall. To quickly recap, I met Brandon Singer […]
I Hate Brandon Singer Part I
Years ago, I used to drive through Philly very often on my travels back and forth between Jersey and DC. One billboard always caught my attention. It says, “I HATE STEVEN SINGER.” Every time I saw it, I wondered what it is about. But, by the time I’d get to my destination, I’d have forgotten […]
Valentine’s Day with Mr. Lambo
Certain aspects of dating are difficult to fully convey in writing. So, I need a reality TV show. If you can help me out with that, I’d greatly appreciate it. The Mr. Lambo finale was scheduled for February 14, 2012. Who plans a break up date? Apparently, Lambo and MoMo. And, why on Valentine’s […]
Ironing the Floor
I woke up possessed by a cleaning demon. Unable to exorcise it, I began to unclutter my sleeping chambers. During that process, I laundered several articles, including clothing, my pink sheets and zebra pillow cases, my blanket and (this is where the trouble began) the two little area rugs that sit outside of my bathroom […]
Valentine’s Day with MoMo Part II (Mr. Lambo’s Version)
Click here for Valentine’s Day with MoMo Part I (Mr. Lambo’s Version) Princess walked around to my side, we interlocked arms and proceeded into Matt’s. Once inside, there was a short waiting period since we arrived prior to our reservation time. Several minutes later we were seated and Princess immediately unwrapped the bottle of wine. […]
Valentine’s Day with MoMo Part I (Mr. Lambo’s Version)
Last week I asked Princess to accompany me on Valentine’s Day for an evening out. Of course, she couldn’t resist. Since it was a week night we agreed to meet in her area. As previously stated, many times before, there isn’t much going on in her town. Prior to our meeting that night, I made […]
Mr. Lambo – Date Planning (or lack thereof)
The weekend following our rendezvous at Denny’s and subsequent arguments regarding his choice of associates, I went to DC. During my drive back on January 16, Mr. Lambo was driving down to Maryland. We crossed paths on the highway and decided to meet at a rest stop. It was in keeping with the chain restaurant […]
Princess MoMo’s Valentine’s Day Advice
Male Friend: You there Princess? MoMo: sup Male Friend: I have a dating question I have plans with [Girl] tomorrow for V-Day but I’m bored with her and will probably be ending it shortly My question is, should I break it off today and note keep the facade going through V-Day thus cancelling […]
Interactive Online Dating: Frankie
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Interactive Online Dating: Andrew
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Interactive Online Dating: DaRock82
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Interactive Online Dating: To respond or not to respond?
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Online Dating Fails: New to Online Dating
New-to-Online-Dating: Hey you, how are you?…I’m Chris, new to this whole online dating scene and after coming across your profile I figured I’d say hello…hope this site is treating you well… Btw, you are absolutely beautiful…Chris Princess MoMo: Chris- Thanks for the compliment. Here are two pieces of advice for you that may improve your […]
Online Dating: Poetic Exchange
Interestingly, my new online dating profile has been inspiring poetic messages. I am pleased with that result. Below is an example. Shakespearean Specimen: Prince MoMo I may or may not be, but certainly a troll you shall not see. Whether you seek my company or that of another, I value my lady as taught by my […]
Another post about Mr. Lambo (by Mr. Lambo)
I’m out of titles for the Mr. Lambo series. As usual, the pink Editor’s Notes provide my commentary. —————————————————————————————————————————————— Recently Princess and I have not been spending much time together. We live different lifestyles which sometimes makes it difficult for our schedules to match. I prefer to wake up at an early hour and […]