ThePureRican 10/5/2015 6:34:07 PM Report this message for inappropriate content The Pure Rican is the PUREST, Arabia, of all pure/ So be careful what you ask for/ Because if this Rican licked your labia, you’d be hooked, askin’ for more/ Trust me, it’s not a joke, I’d be willing to make the bet/ ThePureRican, once […]
“Dear Fat People” Response
My two cents on the “Dear Fat People” video: 1. It wasn’t funny, but not because of the subject matter. It just wasn’t funny. I haven’t watched anything of hers that I found funny. She’s annoying and her videos make me feel epileptic. 2. This “I’m so offended, boy who cried bullying” epidemic needs to […]
Strong Hands
I am curious as to what he wants to ask. Does he want to put my hands to use building something?
Ashley Madison Leak: Is Ignorance Bliss?
Hell hath no fury like a hacker scorned. One such hacker or group of hackers epically unleashed this fury by obtaining the personal information of a multitude of users of the infidelity-promoting dating site Ashley Madison. Do I personally have any sympathy for those exposed? Nope. None. Zero. Initially, a little part of me like […]
Dating: Too many toothpastes
It’s 7 a.m. (Ok, it’s really 7:14 a.m. because it took you 14 minutes to get out of bed and into the bathroom to get ready for work.) So, it’s 7:14 a.m. You rub the sleep out of your eyes while reaching for your pink toothbrush. The oral kingdom needs to be cleaned! To your disappointment, […]
Mr. Percocet
Once upon a time, my oral kingdom was encumbered by metal facets wired together, commonly known as braces. That time was long ago and it was for but a short duration. After being freed from the metal binding them, the pearly white residents of my oral kingdom were in blissful alignment. I kept them in […]
The Wedding Crasher – Mr. Daywalker
On rare occasion, I cross state lines into the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. On this particular evening of November 14, 2014, I headed to the Valley Forge Casino for the night to meet a friend for a comedy show. I hastily packed before leaving. I went to step out of my bedroom with my overnight bag, […]
Sister Roma is AMAZING #MyNameIs
In spite of everything else Sister Roma has on her plate, she was kind enough to advocate on my behalf. Thanks to her, my identity on Facebook was reinstated after Facebook had stripped me of it. Many thanks!
Facebook Stripped Me of My Name #MyNameIs
On my birthday, in the midst of thanking my Facebook friends for taking time out of their day to wish me a good one, my Facebook account was suspended. Why? Because, apparently, the Facebook overlords felt I was not using my “real name.” I reviewed Facebook’s name policy, which reads, in pertinent part, as follows […]
Mr. Hong Kong Part V (Farewell)
Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Vegas Pink Monkey). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part II (The Getaway). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part III (Sodom, Gomorrah, and Rihanna). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part IV (Let There be Light). It was my last night in Vegas. It was […]
Mr. Hong Kong Part IV (Let There be Light)
Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Vegas Pink Monkey). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part II (The Getaway). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part III (Sodom, Gomorrah, and Rihanna). That night, Mr. Hong Kong and crew said let there be light; and so we went to Light. If I […]
Homeless Penis
Apparently, a pastor wrote that women are penis homes. Finding that concept hysterical, I wanted to incorporate it in conversation. So, I did.
Mr. Hong Kong Part III (Sodom, Gomorrah, and Rihanna)
Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Vegas Pink Monkey). Click here for Mr. Hong Kong Part II (The Getaway). Vegas is a strange place. It is like the land of drinking make believe. Scraps of food and an hour of sleep a day are sufficient to support 12+ hours of Goosing and […]
Guest Entry: Bill’s Rendition of the Elevator Story from Mr. Hong Kong Part I (Pink Vegas Monkey)
Mr Monkey (my interpretation of the cheese story) – written by “Bill” (To read the MoMo version, click here.) With drinks in our hands, we are now walking towards the elevators. I don’t think we even realize that we left our hotel room, we are just making our way down the hallway, wherever our legs […]
Mr. Mark Richerson – LinkedIn Scammer – Part II
So the story of Mark Richerson and MoMo’s correspondence begins days after a dear Facebook friend referred him to me. His opening message sounded eerily familiar, though. On 08/27/14 9:50 AM, Mark Richerson wrote: ——————– Wow……I am certainly speechless while coming across your winsome smile on this business Media and i said to myself “what […]