Specimen’s opening message: tell me please lil mama. why is that we never talk?? never grab dinner? never go out? never chill out and watch movies. go get ink work done,lol? fishing/offroading/paintballing/sky diving trips? motor cycle trips, never do anything? lol tell me please babe. names joe if interested, nd I am sophisticated enough […]
Special Delivery: Princess MoMo gets a package
Princess MoMo and a specimen for whom she has not yet coined a name had a date scheduled for Friday, April 29, 2011. Arrangements for this date were made roughly two weeks in advance. However, thanks to sloppy facebook practices on MoMo’s part, she not only canceled the date, but potentially offended the specimen. On […]
More on RoboCop
Background: Princess MoMo has known RoboCop since 2005. Every so often, he makes advances on her. Said advances used to be more frequent, but it appears that at some point, rejection became less appealing to him. He recently denied her of a PBA card for about a month and a half because he is of […]
Conversation with Former Specimen RoboCop
RoboCop: I’m going to the gym. Princess: Yeah, you used to be more jacked. You looked better that way. What happened? RoboCop: I hurt my spine. Princess: How? RoboCop: I was doing 315 lbs. shoulder shrugs, competing against my buddy. We were basically having a dick measuring contest. Princess: And you didn’t measure up, did […]
Texts with a Non-Detestable Specimen
After the initial exchange and first date with the non-detestable specimen (“NDS”), Princess MoMo was apathetic until NDS once again temporarily became amusing (not for long though). NDS and MoMo had an interesting telephone conversation during which they joked about procreating to form either a mini-MoMo or NDS Jr. Subsequent to their hypothetical joint […]
Conversation re: NJ vs. PA pronunciation of ‘comfortable’
Princess (to NJ friend): Pronounce ‘comfortable.’ Male NJ Friend: Comfortable. Princess: Yes. Exactly. A PA guy and I were debating the pronunciation. I argued that our way has less syllables and is better. According to dictionary.com though, we’re both correct. But he was trying to tell me that our way is wrong because of […]
Gchat: Evil Female Specimen Ploys
April 4, 2011 me: he apologized for the “inconvenience” did your girl do the same? Inar: yes me: she did? Inar: at least…but it didnt leave me satisfied yes me: haha hilarious sorry ass saturday hook ups Inar: i know i mean i thought maybe i was just drunk sat night but then we tried […]
Specimen Suggests Friends with Benefits Arrangement: Princess MoMo shoots him down obviously…
Ever since her younger Princess days, MoMo has somehow attracted a lot of written communication in her “relationships.” Before emails, these communications were in paper note or greeting card form (many of which are stored in her closet in her box of specimen crap). With the advent of modern technology, emails, facebook messages, and obviously […]
Online Dating Fails: Asphyxiation
Guy: hi cutei I see yr pics y looks so sweet .call me my numbet 569/xxx/5071 Princess: I would say don’t hold your breath waiting on me to call you, but I actually think you should. Guy: ok
Online Dating Fails: Black Kettle
Guy: wow u sound incredible look forward to talking to u more do u like to ski or snowmobile or go boating or camping at all Princess: No. I actually don’t like any of those things. Moreover, your writing is atrocious. Guy: whats moreover mean well nothing like calling the kettle black duh u smart Princess: […]
Specimen Suitor Attempts to Lure me in with Princess MoMo Speak
On Saturday night, Princess MoMo discovered that her group of friends was no longer present in the bar. But more disturbing, one of said friends had absconded with her device! MoMo was alarmed. She did a scan of the bar for a specimen worthy to help her track down her missing apparatus. She approached her […]
Specimen Dissection: April 29, 2011 Date Recap
Some time ago, I posted an entry about an online dating specimen that I did not detest. As you might expect, my instincts were correct. I provided the specimen with the number to my device and he subsequently made text contact. Below are some of the introductory texts exchanged as well as a brief […]
Online Dating Fails: False Expectations
Guy: Sometimes you need to not expect, but to expect the unexpected. If that makes sense… Princess: No. It does not make sense at all. One cannot not expect yet expect the unexpected at the same time because in expecting the unexpected, one is expecting and therefore, not not expecting. Guy: Lol I like you:) […]
Dating Advice from Princess MoMo’s Friend
Subject: My Opinion On MoMo-pinion Ordinarily, I am cultured enough to know that relaying the following sentiments to you would be uncouth since they strictly pertain to your life. However, since a) you have so generously (and humorously) opened up your dating vault for me to enjoy and b) you’re savvy enough to dig my musings, […]