Ever since Princess MoMo documented her terrifying encounter with evil mastermind motherbugger bin Spider, she and her loved ones have been under constant attack by members of al-Spida (rhymes with al-Qaeda) terrorist cells. First, the birds, bees and crickets conspired to disrupt Princess MoMo’s beauty rest and daytime dining. Second, MoMo’s mama reported a sneak […]
Princess MoMo’s Tavern Toilet Talk
Princess MoMo’s bladder required relief. She moseyed to the restroom in the drinking establishment. After waiting in the inevitable line, MoMo entered the stall. She sat her royal ass upon the toilet throne. In the stall next to MoMo, an individual was loudly describing her distaste for another female to her friend. One of […]
The Landfill of Dating Websites: Why Euthanasia should be Legalized.
For purposes of blog research and development (thanks Joe), I’ve joined several new dating sites. Based on my experiences, I can tell you that there is certainly a difference in the quality of users from site to site. On Sunday night, I added a new site to my online dating portfolio, Richmen.com. Upon posting my […]
How Princess MoMo and Red-Headed Blog Wizard Shifty Met
While Princess MoMo is the content master of this blog, the technical wizardry is handled by computer guru Shifty. You may be wondering how these two individuals met. It is also possible that you’re not at all wondering that. Irrespective of your wondering status, here is the tale of how a beautiful union between prolific […]
Will the real ADAM please stand up
If you’ve read Princess MoMo’s 3-day Rule exposé, you are familiar with the “ADAM” male prototype. I recently had the drab experience of speaking to an ADAM, whose name coincidentally is Adam! Below are the messages: Adam: Christ you’re intimidating. I have no GI conditions whatsoever, but I’m not going to complete your quiz. There’s […]
The Birds and the Bees
5:30 a.m. – Princess MoMo awoke because her auditory system was accosted by one of the most wretched of sounds. No, it was not that of her alarm. Nor was it cannons blasting outside of her castle. It was birds, birds, birds, birds, birds, birds, birds. MoMo reluctantly left the comfort of her bed […]
Online Dating Fails: Autism
Guy: almost awkward… i have a slight form of autism… and am looking for a very cool person… to be friends with and would like to go beyond that… but… check my profile out… and thank you for taking a moment to check me out… even if you are not interested… Princess: Well, yes, that […]
Online Dating: Should we quarantine him?
Guy: I didn’t finish reading the entire rant but from what I read it was pretty damn awesome. Im walking on egg shells while writing you in fear my fat fingers accidentally misspell a word or two. Go ahead judge me! :/ Princess: Hello – There are several errors in your profile, though I like where […]
T-Mobile sucks…surprise, surprise….
On February 11, 2011, Princess MoMo marched into a T-Mobile store located in North Jersey in an effort to obtain a functional new device. Prior to this trip to the physical device store, she had ordered one from T-Mobile’s telephonic customer service people. The device she received from them was flawed. She shipped back the […]
Mouse Madness
There once was a girl named Misha Mouse; Princess MoMo knew her from their sorority house. Misha and MoMo would together eat food; And often they’d play beer pong when in the mood. Then one day after acquiring much knowledge; These two characters graduated from college. Mouse moved away to the coast on the west; […]
Princess MoMo is terrorized
I recruited a brother from the same mother to accompany me on a trip to Party City. My objective was to acquire some props and décor for an upcoming Princess MoMo-hosted social gathering. I grabbed the keys to my motor vehicle, but my brother decided that he would drive. I danced my way to his […]
Gchat: Princess MoMo seeks hobbies and eats cereal
Bob: i always thought you were the slapper not the slappee me: even the best of us need to be slapped back to our senses sometimes 2:45 PM Bob: an almost humble statement from Princess MoMo i’m in shock 2:47 PM me: one shock after another for you over there 2:48 PM Bob: its a good thing i’m young otherwise […]
Online Dating: The only problem so far is that he lives in PA
Guy: 1. You’re 2. there’s 3. than 4. here Despite receiving quite a few messages of the same grammatical caliber, did someone really misapply here/hear? I’ll cautiously admit I enjoyed your little diatribe complete with cited articles supporting your theories. The only subsequent logical, rather less romantic, step would be to reduce your high level of […]
Online Dating: Small World – Cross-Website Recognition
Guy: im sorry to ask ..i know this girl from highschool that just started dating a guy that( i have elephant memory so dont thing im weird) do u know a guy named [redacted]? cause im pretty sure you are in some of his facebook pics? if not sorry i asked and enjoy your holiday […]