MoMo: You didn’t like it? Inar: it was awesome! i think i’m the only one who knew what was going on made it right to my doorway just like they train you MoMo: What did you do in the doorway? Inar: you’re supposed to stand in doorways so ceiling shit doesn’t fall and crush you […]
Online Dating: Blast from the Past
Specimen: Hi Monica. How have you been? Have not talked to you in several years. Hope all is well Princess MoMo: Hi. Please refresh my recollection. Specimen: We met several years ago when you were studying at Rutgers. We had dinner and continued to talk. We last talked in ’09. I relocated […]
Craigslist Scams: Beware of these fuckers
Because I switched wireless carriers, I posted my former device for sale on Craigslist. Along with serious inquiries, I’m in receipt of many “phishing” ones. Note, the phishers always offer well above your listed price for the product. Remember, if it seems too good to be true, it usually is. Below is one of […]
Online Dating: Balls
MoMo is no stranger to online dating. She’s been on/off the circuit since she was 17, when online dating was new and taboo. Below is a message exchange between her and a guy she met back in the day. The two periodically catch up with one another. Of course, they’re facebook friends. MoMo shared a […]
The Trolls of Craigslist
Have you ever wondered who replies to craigslist personals? Apparently, a lot of people do. I posted an ad under the women seeking men section on Friday night around 10:15 p.m. for entertainment purposes. (I’ve posted on there in the past, so I was prepared for the influx of messages I was about to […]
MoMo the MiscreANT
Last time there was an ant roaming around on MoMo's office desk, her conscience stopped her from killing it. But that little fucker (the ant, not her conscience), decided to reappear today. This time, MoMo overcame any internal moral opposition to ant assassination. Because these desk ants move at a very high rate of speed, […]
Online dating message exchange and date dissection (8/11/11)
Princess MoMo: Wow, I can’t believe your profile is longer than mine!!! You should refine your grammar quiz though. Check out my version for ideas. [I reprinted the text of his profile at the end of this post.] Specimen: thanks…. I think. I can be a bit pedantic at times :-) I got a laugh […]
Online Dating: Saltyballs
Saltyballs Specimen: Lol You are ridiculous! We are going to get arrested!!! We have to be friends… I am crazy. What are your thoughts? -me Princess MoMo: Why do you think I'm ridiculous? Saltyballs Specimen: Haha! Your profile just tells me how crazy u are!! Ur sarcasm! My sarcasm gets me in trouble… […]
Online Dating: MoMo and Match
I recently joined Match.com on a week trial basis. I decided that I wouldn’t put up my usual sarcasm laden profile. So I started out with my bit about “Me, Inc.” However, less than 24 hours later, I had to add some MoMo-ism in the mix. Below is the content of my temporary Match profile […]
Online Dating Fails: ADAMesque Messages
In the piece of writing that inspired the creation of this blog, I categorized men into four groups: JIM, SAL, ADAM and DICK. There are a lot of ADAMs trolling around dating sites. Below are some examples of ADAMesque messages. I never reply to this type of lame message from lackluster beings. […]
Online Dating Fails: Spanish Elephants
Specimen: Hola! :-) Hi there! I don’t know why I typed “hola” since I’m not Spanish at all, but oh well. So how has this site been for you so far? Hopefully no horror stories! I guess I should probably write something more witty, catchy, or funny, but here’s some random stuff about me… I […]
The Future of Princess MoMo’s Blog
A PrincessMoMo blog reader made the following insightful comment: I was thinking, what are you going to do when you stop dating and finally find the right specimen? What will you write about then? Personally, I hope you do not stop dating, simply because the blogs about your specimens are quite amusing! Perhaps […]
Online Dating Fails: Lewdser
Call me an idealistic prude, but I simply cannot imagine the opening message/approach reprinted below being met with success. Specimen: i will suck your titties. lets hook up this weekend? Princess MoMo: You will do no such thing. Specimen: are you sure baby? i know your smooth titties are craving for some fun. Princess MoMo: […]
Date Dissection: Gay Edition (Guest Submission)
Yesterday, during my regularly scheduled facebook perusal, I stumbled upon a status message about an unenjoyable ongoing date. The status message poster was looking for a way to dump his date. Being the humanitarian that I am, I offered a suggestion. See below. Status Message: Douchebag date: wow, you're one sexy soy sauce surprise! I […]
Grammar Nazis – Cyber Thuggin’ 4 Life Yo
I recently joined a facebook group called, "You Know You're From Rutgers University when…" Prior to joining said group, I was of the belief that Rutgers is a decent school, with at least an average level of admissions standards. Some of the members of this facebook group lead me to question that belief. Before […]