hummel007 Age: 36 Location: Phoenixville, PA, United States Message 1 Date: Wednesday, 22nd of June Wow u r beautiful I definetly would like to meet U. Get in touch with me so we can talk.. Shoot me an email. Message 2 Date: Wednesday, 22nd of June Oh and by the way my names Bob, what’s […]
Online Dating Fails: Valiant Effort
June 19, 2011 7:20 p.m. Message 1 from gr8tdate247: :-) would one symbol have the same effect as a one worder.? i guess i will have to make it two symbols since your email setting require my letter to be longer :-P hopefully this make my sarcastic email here more humorous June 19, 2011 Message […]
Online Dating: Positive Feedback Regarding MoMo’s Profile
Those who can deliver a compliment to another without expecting anything in return demonstrate self-confidence and maturity. Over the past two weeks, I’ve received complimentary messages about my online dating profile from several specimens. (Click here for the substance of my profile on the dating site.) lol- i have to say, you are very very […]
A comment from Princess MoMo’s friend re: MoMo’s online dating
“It pains me to see you on online dating sites. Seriously if pretty girls join them then where are average or unfortunate looking girls going to find boyfriends? Certainly not in the real world as pretty girls dominate the market there too. It just isn’t fair to them; nor to you when you have to deal […]
Online Dating Fails: Opinions are like assholes and dating sites provide both. Thanks for the pseudo-psychotherapy trash.
Specimen: (You’re) probably gonna think i am crazy but (there’s) a perfectly good reason for this. (Your) about me section on (here) seems debilitating to men rather (than) to encouraging them to ask you out. That being said, what kind of a** holes have you dated that made you eat (their) sh*t so much that […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com – The Young and the Relentless
This is the third, and sadly not final, installment from stalkerdate.com. (To view stalker message 1, click hippymike the poet. To view stalker message 2, click Crazy Lion Guy.) User: ups1123 Age: 35 Location: Allentown, PA, United States Date: June 4, 2011 Are you a real live Princess? I happen to have a thing for […]
Online Dating Fails: Stalkerdate.com: David the Lion Beast
Who is worse? David (read messages below) or HippyMike? Steadfast_lover2 Age: 41 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Message 1 sent on June 6, 2011: Hello, Momo,..perhaps a chat? David1 Message 2 sent on June 6, 2011: Momo,..are you getting any of my messages,..and would you be interested in a chat,..so that we might get to […]
Online Dating: An enjoyable message exchange example
Specimen’s opening message: Subject line: The problem is no one thinks they suck Creative profile, very concise :) I think you’d be better off at a barnes & nobles than this site, but since you’re here I just wanted to say: hi lil mama, you mad fine Princess MoMo’s response: Hey big papi, I’m glad […]
Online Dating Fails: Digital Deficiency
Specimen: hi im kon u are cute tex me lets talk 215REDACTED not oin hre alot hwt nationalty are u Princess MoMo: Is there an issue with your fingers? Specimen: wht u mean sweety Evidently, including all letters in a word was too much to ask from this specimen.
Online Dating Fails: A dumbass message and Princess MoMo’s poetic response
Specimen’s opening message: tell me please lil mama. why is that we never talk?? never grab dinner? never go out? never chill out and watch movies. go get ink work done,lol? fishing/offroading/paintballing/sky diving trips? motor cycle trips, never do anything? lol tell me please babe. names joe if interested, nd I am sophisticated enough […]
Special Delivery: Princess MoMo gets a package
Princess MoMo and a specimen for whom she has not yet coined a name had a date scheduled for Friday, April 29, 2011. Arrangements for this date were made roughly two weeks in advance. However, thanks to sloppy facebook practices on MoMo’s part, she not only canceled the date, but potentially offended the specimen. On […]
Online Dating Fails: Asphyxiation
Guy: hi cutei I see yr pics y looks so sweet .call me my numbet 569/xxx/5071 Princess: I would say don’t hold your breath waiting on me to call you, but I actually think you should. Guy: ok
Online Dating Fails: Black Kettle
Guy: wow u sound incredible look forward to talking to u more do u like to ski or snowmobile or go boating or camping at all Princess: No. I actually don’t like any of those things. Moreover, your writing is atrocious. Guy: whats moreover mean well nothing like calling the kettle black duh u smart Princess: […]
Specimen Dissection: April 29, 2011 Date Recap
Some time ago, I posted an entry about an online dating specimen that I did not detest. As you might expect, my instincts were correct. I provided the specimen with the number to my device and he subsequently made text contact. Below are some of the introductory texts exchanged as well as a brief […]
Online Dating Fails: False Expectations
Guy: Sometimes you need to not expect, but to expect the unexpected. If that makes sense… Princess: No. It does not make sense at all. One cannot not expect yet expect the unexpected at the same time because in expecting the unexpected, one is expecting and therefore, not not expecting. Guy: Lol I like you:) […]