Just one day ago, I posted about another cut/paster. I jumped the gun with that post because less than 24 hours later, he sent the same message again. Note, there are slight punctuation differences at the end of each message. I attribute that to either faulty cut/pasting or some sort of filter on the dating […]
Another Cut/Paster
At a minimum, if you’re going to send the same message over and over and over again, make it a clever one. And, if you’re not even going to spend the time customizing messages, spell out “you.” JKro 2/1/2012 5:51:19 AM I just wanted to let u kno that u are absolutely gorgeous. I’m […]
Another Slave
It appears that if I wanted an army of specimen slave minions, I could amass the troops from any online dating website. I’m not referring to fetish/weirdo sites, either. More than I’d like to and probably more than you’d imagine, I receive requests from men who want to be dominated. I refuse to participate in […]
Online Dater Caught Ctrl-C/Ctrl-V-handed
It’s relatively easy to identify a cut and paster of messages on dating websites. And, sometimes, if there remains any doubt, after a little bit of waiting out, you may receive the same exact message more than once from the person. For those of you unfamiliar with the cyber-world love quest rituals, lazy specimens send […]
I Hate Brandon Singer Part II
Not much has changed since “I Hate Brandon Singer Part I,” except that he has defriended me on facebook. Apparently, he didn’t like my entry recounting his bullshitary, nor did he like the fact that I posted a courtesy copy of said entry on his facebook wall. To quickly recap, I met Brandon Singer […]
Valentine’s Day with Mr. Lambo
Certain aspects of dating are difficult to fully convey in writing. So, I need a reality TV show. If you can help me out with that, I’d greatly appreciate it. The Mr. Lambo finale was scheduled for February 14, 2012. Who plans a break up date? Apparently, Lambo and MoMo. And, why on Valentine’s […]
Valentine’s Day with MoMo Part II (Mr. Lambo’s Version)
Click here for Valentine’s Day with MoMo Part I (Mr. Lambo’s Version) Princess walked around to my side, we interlocked arms and proceeded into Matt’s. Once inside, there was a short waiting period since we arrived prior to our reservation time. Several minutes later we were seated and Princess immediately unwrapped the bottle of wine. […]
Valentine’s Day with MoMo Part I (Mr. Lambo’s Version)
Last week I asked Princess to accompany me on Valentine’s Day for an evening out. Of course, she couldn’t resist. Since it was a week night we agreed to meet in her area. As previously stated, many times before, there isn’t much going on in her town. Prior to our meeting that night, I made […]
Mr. Lambo – Date Planning (or lack thereof)
The weekend following our rendezvous at Denny’s and subsequent arguments regarding his choice of associates, I went to DC. During my drive back on January 16, Mr. Lambo was driving down to Maryland. We crossed paths on the highway and decided to meet at a rest stop. It was in keeping with the chain restaurant […]
Interactive Online Dating: Frankie
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Interactive Online Dating: Andrew
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Interactive Online Dating: DaRock82
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Interactive Online Dating: To respond or not to respond?
Since many of you have expressed dissatisfaction in my choice of specimens, we’re going to play a new game. Rather than just cutting and pasting the messages from online dating suitors, I will provide you with more information. You can decide whether I should write back or not. Then, when the guy sucks and my […]
Online Dating Fails: New to Online Dating
New-to-Online-Dating: Hey you, how are you?…I’m Chris, new to this whole online dating scene and after coming across your profile I figured I’d say hello…hope this site is treating you well… Btw, you are absolutely beautiful…Chris Princess MoMo: Chris- Thanks for the compliment. Here are two pieces of advice for you that may improve your […]
Online Dating: Poetic Exchange
Interestingly, my new online dating profile has been inspiring poetic messages. I am pleased with that result. Below is an example. Shakespearean Specimen: Prince MoMo I may or may not be, but certainly a troll you shall not see. Whether you seek my company or that of another, I value my lady as taught by my […]