For purposes of blog research and development (thanks Joe), I’ve joined several new dating sites. Based on my experiences, I can tell you that there is certainly a difference in the quality of users from site to site. On Sunday night, I added a new site to my online dating portfolio, Richmen.com. Upon posting my […]
How Princess MoMo and Red-Headed Blog Wizard Shifty Met
While Princess MoMo is the content master of this blog, the technical wizardry is handled by computer guru Shifty. You may be wondering how these two individuals met. It is also possible that you’re not at all wondering that. Irrespective of your wondering status, here is the tale of how a beautiful union between prolific […]
Online Dating Fails: Autism
Guy: almost awkward… i have a slight form of autism… and am looking for a very cool person… to be friends with and would like to go beyond that… but… check my profile out… and thank you for taking a moment to check me out… even if you are not interested… Princess: Well, yes, that […]
Online Dating: Should we quarantine him?
Guy: I didn’t finish reading the entire rant but from what I read it was pretty damn awesome. Im walking on egg shells while writing you in fear my fat fingers accidentally misspell a word or two. Go ahead judge me! :/ Princess: Hello – There are several errors in your profile, though I like where […]
Online Dating: The only problem so far is that he lives in PA
Guy: 1. You’re 2. there’s 3. than 4. here Despite receiving quite a few messages of the same grammatical caliber, did someone really misapply here/hear? I’ll cautiously admit I enjoyed your little diatribe complete with cited articles supporting your theories. The only subsequent logical, rather less romantic, step would be to reduce your high level of […]
Online Dating: Small World – Cross-Website Recognition
Guy: im sorry to ask ..i know this girl from highschool that just started dating a guy that( i have elephant memory so dont thing im weird) do u know a guy named [redacted]? cause im pretty sure you are in some of his facebook pics? if not sorry i asked and enjoy your holiday […]
Online Dating Fails: Benefactor
Guy: I would consider you in any capacity you had you had in mind, desired, wanted…. Princess: What are my options? Guy: Seriously, your options are entirely up to you. Princess: I need a menu from which to select. Guy: For starters: 1. Benefactor of some negotiable persuasion 2. Dating Princess: Please elaborate on point […]
Online Dating: Most frequently asked question: “Where are you originally from?”
Guy: you live in the north east you’re in the legal field you’re single those are 3 out of 5 things i look for in a woman :) Please respond within 3 business days or I will commence in eating my weight in ice cream. Princess: What are the other two things? I have a […]
Online Dating Fails: Booze
Guy: Well you definately tell it how it is which you should no one wans to waste time and we are all looking for somthing so i hope my pics pass your long and hard judgement lol im 29 from staten island i worked as a trader for last 9 yrs and about 6 months […]
Online Dating Fails: Dan, like many of his cohorts, sucks at English
Guy: hi my name is dan and im from bridgewater nj and it looks like we have some things in common. ide like to get to know eachother better if you are intristed .let me know .Dan Princess: “ide” like to to inform you that I’m not “intristed.” Best of luck.
Online Dating Fails: Servant Part 2
A few weeks after the initial exchange, this guy wrote to me again. Guy: Still as elegant as ever. Nice to gaze upon you again :) Princess: Believe it or not, I was thinking about you this weekend. On Sunday, I was tasked with the laborious errand of modern day hunting and gathering, otherwise known as […]
Online Dating Fails: Keepin’ it real
Guy: Id honestly try to talk to you, but Im a 25 year old Pot head/ Union electrician, and i have semi-yellow teeth. but hey at least America still has dreamers right?? Princess: At least you’re honest and realistic. That’s admirable.
Online Dating Fails: Is Dennis Dead?
Subject line: Hey Im dennis Im dying to talk to you Message: Hey I’m dennis as you know. I think your EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL, and I REALLY WISH FOR ONE CHANCE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, AND SHOW YOU I’M WORTH YOUR RESPONSE!. I live in bensalem pa. I’m 28 I hope age,and distance is […]
Online Dating Fails: Dennis is alive and it turns out he is a menace.
Not too long ago, I posted Mr. Dennis’s opening message to me on this dating site. This is the sequel. Subject line: wow a stuck up grammer bitch you are Message: are you serious you make a big deal over the simplexity of certain words. I’m glad I have no chance with you Ms. […]
Online Dating Fails: Nope, never occurred to me…
Guy: So I suppose I can understand your reluctance to chat given that my pics aren’t posted… But has it occurred to you that you might be missing out on somebody who is attractive, highly educated, goal-oriented and driven, has a great career, an amazing family, a strong moral compass… and only doesn’t post pics […]