Guy: Can I be your servant? Princess: I currently have no vacancy for a servant. Guy: :) Women who are successful in the business world give me the jolly’s. I hope you don’t take this question rudely but, would you like to have a face to sit on while you work in your […]
Online Dating Fails: Self Esteem
Guy: You have to be one of the prettiest/sexiest woman on this site! Def one of the nicest faces Id ever wish to come acrossed! Going to have to save you as a top favorite …Looking sooo hot and beautiful in the pics you have posted! Are you all natural or have you had some […]
Online Dating Fails: Love & Romance Festival in Air
Guy: Come lets fall in Love with each other…..Its the season of Love & Romance Festival in Air ……lets take every chance to make it happen real…. What u say??? Princess: No. Final answer. Guy: ahhhh u r so unfortunate to get in Princess: I’m not even sure what that means, but […]
Online Dating Fails: Geometric Terms
Guy: every guy has been to a hooker or would date a stripper the ones who say they haven’t or would never are liars … unfortunately you’d prefer guys to lie to you .. otherwise you have ruled out every man alive in your profile . all guys don’t frequent strip clubs though .. just […]
Online Dating Fails: Rising Gas Prices
Guy: i was going to drive to the end of the world to meet you but i see you dont like man that have kids beautiful. you have a good day tho Princess: Gas is pretty expensive these days…so lucky for you, you won’t have to make that drive.
Online Dating Fails: Sanctimonious
Guy: Hi there oh beautiful, your profile is oh so sanctimonious. :) Gene Princess: Your big word usage excited me for long enough to read your profile. However, the excitement faded with each sentence to which I was exposed. For example, you used “then” rather than “than.” That alone is enough to send chills up […]
Online Dating Fails: Strugglin’
Guy: Hey beautiful wuts up my name is shawn i stay in prospect park delco im a good man lookin for a good woman to chill and get to know im not rich im strugglin i do have goals just takin me long had a hard life i do work i paint houses and apartments […]
Online Dating Fails: More Poor Grammar…
Guy: So i passed all your tests. Read my profile and let me know if you might be interested. Hope your having a good weekend. Conrad Princess: Conrad – Unfortunately, you did not pass all of my tests as you used “your” rather than “you’re” in your message. :( Guy: so just because of that you […]
Online Dating Fails: Never
Guy: Hey so when do we get to meet lol :) names Vito Princess: Hopefully never. Guy: Lol nice. Yea I’m ugly and boring good answer :p
Online Dating Fails: The Poor Grammar Epic is Spreading
Guy: Well hello…after reading what you had to say on your page and seeing your pics I would forever regret not getting in touch with you. We would be a really really good match I think eventhough I am 1 inch shy of your minimum but bigger and better than most in several more important […]
Dating WEBSITE fail
Not all dating websites are created equal. I think I’ve officially found the one with the lowest collective male IQ. I signed up for this site on a Sunday and quit by Tuesday morning. I did not respond to a single message that I received because none have passed my strict English usage standards. Below […]
Princess MoMo’s Profile on a Dating Website
Headline: Caveat Emptor Cliff Notes: Don’t message me if you suck. I’m awesome and I’m looking for an equally, if not more, awesome mate. I used to have a warning against writing to me if you suffer from GI conditions. You might be wondering why I have an aversion to those with stomach and digestive […]
Online Dating Fails: Family-Tie-Breaking-Grammar
Guy: Me, LLC, believes Me, Inc. is an established and successful organization driven by creativity and passion. The CEO may be sarcastic, but definitely intelligent and playful and deserving of the same. A successful business partnership is no doubt in teh near future for Me Inc. Seriously, great profile…all of it. And when did English […]
Online Dating Fails: Hukd on fonix with 2 high school diplomas
Guy: hey hun how are you doing? i dont kno if im anythin close to what ur lookin 4 so if ur at all interested definitely let me know id love the chance to get to kno u Princess: You know what would have given you some insight into what I’m looking for? Reading my profile. […]
Online Dating Fails: Mystery
Guy: …youre stunning…and very intriguing. :) So, how does one learn more about the woman behind the beautiful exterior ? ;) Ty Princess: Some things must remain a mystery. Guy: Interesting response…is that a clever brushoff ;) or an indication that some things about a person remain mysteries? Eithers fine…just seeking clarity. :) Princess: It was […]